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English Choose a language for shopping. Shopbop Designer Fashion Brands. Warehouse Deals Open-Box Discounts. Amazon Second Chance Pass it on, trade it in, give it a second life. What Are You Reading? The chapters are the perfect length for that room and sometimes you are glad that is where you are because you may laugh hard enough If you have reached the Big 50 or are getting close, or you have a female friend or a relative that age or older, this is the perfect book for you or as a gift.
It is well written and cleverly illustrated and was a real treat to read.
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Disclosure of Material Connection: I received this book free from the author. I was not required to write a positive review. The opinions I have expressed are my own. One person found this helpful. Somehow with retirement, I've developed more of a sense of humor than I ever had, especially about myself! Her sister Diana R Arneson provided cartoons to complement the book and added greatly to its enjoyment. I warn you though, if you're not yet at the point where you are ready to laugh at your life--you just might wind up crying.
The author asks that we keep in mind: Your outward body is showing signs of wear and tear. Inside, you are probably the same fool you always were.
The difference is that now you don't have to care. Noting that this loss begins during child-bearing years and continues on with mammograms. She admits to trying to sound cool--"Read any good boobs lately? Then Kraus tells us not to even try staying healthy. Now she had really done it, she had saved time for herself, but, by being efficient, had ruined the entire day's schedule. They were not happy--until they decided to keep her waiting for the half-hour she should have used to complete the form!
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Noting that her ob-gyn had grown old like with her, Jeanne points out that he reminded her of Old Tim Conway as he shuffles into the exam room while Jeanne climbs onto the exam table Well, you can imagine what Jeanne has to share after that! And then there is the times when you compare with your mother or sister or best friend about being dizzy, sometimes falling and then having to figure out how to get up from the floor Let's not even go to the issue of "wet pants! Try it, you'll realize how gratifying it is to finally get to the bathroom And then, she started sharing about going out to eat.
Did you know that they now measure waistlines to ensure you are placed at the right table--thus avoiding the embarrassing possibility of getting stuck in a booth? Of course, every discussion about what is happening to us ultimately includes a decision to begin an exercise regime--and then finding a trainer who is willing to put up with her idea of the program to be used! Realizing that our memory is not as good as it once was is one of the things that isn't funny to me, I don't think--perhaps because it is the one thing I fear the most?
Krause notes that we will all have memories, though, of those annoying things from childhood!
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Down--well, you know the words, don't you? Finally, she really got into the good stuff--that's when she and the Bunco Babes go out for the evening! Currently, she is working on a story about ADHD for girls. Another of her short stories about parenting will be coming out in anthology some time later this year. Jeanne also has an interest in humor writing for women, particularly baby boomer women.
Her book, "Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants" has seen many excellent reviews. She blogs all about her life in her blog at http: Filtering Exclude erotica Include mainstream erotica Include all erotica. About Publish Join Sign In. Readers Benefits of registering Where are my ebooks?