And the tabloid darlings are about to get more ink once the King's "royal oats" come back in the form of a surprise princess, landing them all in, well. The Royal Mess Jeffrey Rodinov is descended from one of the oldest families in Alaska, and a Rodinov has been protecting a Baranov for generations.
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Six feet four inches, fatless lbs. Yes, crossword puzzle, in ink, just after taking out the guy behind you. No one ever sees Jeffrey Rodinov coming, and no one--not even a mouthy, illegitimate princess--is going to keep him from playing bodyguard when his king decrees it.
But no Rodinov ever had to protect Princess Nicole Krenski. Hunting guide in the Alaskan wilderness. Stubborn bordering on exasperating. Very kissable neck, back, legs, wrists, earlobes. The lady says she doesn't need a bodyguard, but that's where she's wrong. Someone needs to watch her and show her the royal ropes and cuffs.
Someone who can make her feel like a queen--in and out of bed. And that's a job Jeffrey Rodinov takes very seriously as well. In this deliciously sexy, wickedly funny companion to The Royal Treatment and The Royal Pain, a reluctant princess and a determined royal bodyguard are about to discover that when it comes to powerful love, there are no defenses. Paperback , pages. Alaskan Royal Family 3. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about The Royal Mess , please sign up.
Lists with This Book. Didn't laugh in book 2, but the humor returned for me with this potion of the story.
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I also liked the heroine better and appreciated more interaction with the royal family. In that respect, it was closer in feel to book 1, and I believe that is why I found the story to be funny again. It's always a nice feeling to read a MaryJanice Davidson's book.
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God this woman can make me laugh! Aug 25, Kathy rated it liked it Shelves: This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. King Alexander, before he married Dara and we never quite hear the full story - just the rumors and a few comments of the king , feeling under pressure to this arranged marriage, had a 2-week fling with an American bar maid - and they left amicably, and he married Dara Nicole was drawn to Alaska, and her fun job was Jeffrey and Nicole Nicole was drawn to Alaska, and her fun job was with a fishing group, taking out people wanting to learn to fish Nicole goes to him with the help of Nicholas , sneaking away from the palace Jul 09, Chris rated it did not like it Shelves: This is the second book I read by MJ Davidson and it will be my last.
I also read "Really Unusual Bad Boys" -- it was a really unusually bad book. The characters in The Royal Mess were stupid, rude, nasty, over the top. I had no idea how anyone could love anyone. The relationship between Princess Nicole and body guard Jeffrey could have been good, but it was never really developed. All of a sudden they were in love There was a lot of cursing in the book and al This is the second book I read by MJ Davidson and it will be my last.
There was a lot of cursing in the book and although it did not offend me, it was not necessary, over the top, and unbelievable. Also the King's "relationship" with "The Dragon" was so stupid. Please don't waste your time. Apr 24, Sherri Stephens rated it liked it. The first book of the series is still my favourite. This one wasn't about any of the royal family members mentioned in the first two. I was a little disappointed. Nicole turns out to be King AL's first born although illegitimate daughter.
Knocking Prince David out of the running as Crown Prince. I love the character Chris from the first book but in this one she was very cartoonish which I didn't like. Alex and Shel are only briefly mentioned. It was still funny, and sexy but didn't have the oomp The first book of the series is still my favourite. It was still funny, and sexy but didn't have the oomph the first one did. Jul 25, Marianthi rated it it was ok Shelves: At first the dialog of the family was funny, then it just became annoying.
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Imagine if the Osbournes became royalty. Feb 18, Catherine rated it liked it Shelves: Unlike most alternate history I've read, the Royal Mess is not meant to be a serious exploration of how one event, changed, can affect the world. It's just meant to be fun. The premise is that Alaska rebelled against Russia and became an independent nation.
And this reimagined Alaska is ruled by a loud-mouthed, eccentric, brash, and good-hearted royal family, now rocked by the news that the king has a bastard daughter also loud-mouthed, eccentric, brash, and good-hearted who is first in line f Unlike most alternate history I've read, the Royal Mess is not meant to be a serious exploration of how one event, changed, can affect the world.
And this reimagined Alaska is ruled by a loud-mouthed, eccentric, brash, and good-hearted royal family, now rocked by the news that the king has a bastard daughter also loud-mouthed, eccentric, brash, and good-hearted who is first in line for the throne. Don't pick this one up expecting realism, emotional complexity, and character development. The royal family adjusts surprisingly easily to having a new crown princess. The romance seems forced: Princess and bodyguard fall in love and decide to get married just a matter of days after meeting.
And everybody in the story is incredibly good-looking. But those aren't really criticisms; this book is not attempting to be "literary. I probably would have gotten more out of this if I'd read the first two books in the trilogy first; still, I enjoyed my brief visit to the Kingdom of Alaska. Dec 14, Torimac rated it really liked it. I do believe sudden relationships can happen successfully mine is 28yrs old but it seems to be her standard plot device. Jul 19, Kristen Coffin rated it liked it Shelves: You run your life.
Poor thing always taking care of everyone. Quirky, cute, sexy, funny, and romantic - this is MJD at her best. Aug 31, Shawna Mitchell rated it really liked it. May 15, Amal rated it it was amazing.
I like the quirks. May 16, Jill rated it liked it Shelves: Madcap, completely implausible, with characters who change their minds willy-nilly, but still a lot of fun. My second time reading this, so it can't be all bad. Jan 22, Haz rated it it was amazing. This series is too funny to end! I wish the author writes more books because these books made me laugh out loud and fall in love. Sep 07, Erica Dauer rated it really liked it. Jan 29, The Flooze rated it really liked it Shelves: This is the MJD style I remember fondly. Cute, sweet, ridiculous stories that make me laugh.
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