A fancy woman agent is representing Michael Richards as the Hilfiger spokesman. We see Richards losing at basketball when he hits his head. A CGI fly sucks on a drop of Pepsi. He then grows lips and a mouth, and proceeds to sing The Rolling Stone 's " Brown Sugar ", but is later crushed by a Pepsi can. One version has a red-headed teenage boy, while a different version was released with a young Ricky Martin. A man goes up to his car and drills a hole in one of his tires. Since it's a Michelin tire, it still won't go flat.
While buying amazing car deals online, a woman is sucked into her computer to retrieve her new car. Bud Light "Paper or Plastic". Two guys are trying to pay for their items, but they do not have enough. They get rid of some items, and are left with toilet paper and Bud Light , but it is not enough. Choosing between the two, they choose Bud Light. At a firehouse, two Dalmatian puppies roll around in a basket.
The puppy with the blue collar is picked as the fire dog, in which [ clarification needed ] it sticks its tongue at his brother with a red collar. Two years pass, and the red-collared puppy is seen by the fire dog to be in a Budweiser chariot driven by Clydesdales. The dalmatian then sticks his tongue out at his estranged brother. Louie the Lizard apologizes for last year's commercial see A lobster about to be cooked in a restaurant grabs a Budweiser and holds it hostage.
Freaking out the restaurant, it leaves with the Budweiser. Characters from the Hanna-Barbera cartoons are shown what it costs for contact lenses, a treadmill, a Wonderbra , and a face lift. Being happy with yourself is priceless.
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In a parody of He says that a bug caused computers to misbehave in the year , since they could not recognize the year They say that Macintosh can recognize the year, and then asks, "You like your Macintosh better than me. The Spy Who Shagged Me. In a TV promo, they announce that the new film to see this summer is the new Star Wars film.
The second is the next Austin Powers film. Advertising the release of the film on video on Groundhog Day, Mushu rises out of the hole instead of a groundhog, but he ultimately gets hit by a football. At a college classroom, students are in awe of their hot teacher. She eats Smoking Red Barbequed Doritos, which causes the sprinklers to go off.
Luckily, the students bring umbrellas. But when they forget to use their umbrellas the second time she eats Doritos, the students bow down to her in the rain. The announcer then says, "Umbrellas not included". An agent is supposed to deliver the Stanley Cup on the hockey rink in a crate. The package instead is bird seed.
In Bolivia, villagers receive a crate with the Stanley Cup, and use it as a cup for grapes. Four different commercials are used to describe the new New Yorker pizza, two ads saying that New Yorkers have big mouths because of the big pizza: Fran Drescher says how everything's big in New York. Spike Lee constantly complains about things all over New York. An announcer says that the pizza's so big it has three zip codes. Donald Trump says that he has large things in New York, including his plans for the tallest skyscraper in New York and his name plastered all over the city.
Wherever the wrestlers were walking around, everyone's beating each other up. After aliens from another planet are able to get Buy. A security nightwatchman at an unknown place is bored. He goes into Hotjobs. Kids talk about what they want to do when they grow up, including filing papers every day, being a yes man, and having a brown nose.
A man tries to hold the elevator by putting his arm in the door. The bad news is that he has a six-pack of bud Light in his hand, which the others in the elevator steal. A woman tells her boyfriend that her cat doesn't like anyone who takes her Bud Light. He ignores her by reaching for a Bud Light. That is, until the cat turns out to be a tiger. Louie and Frankie document a scandal which focuses on a summer photo shoot where the ferret posed nude. Three men are on the phone with a guy allegedly watching the game.
A dog s not crying in a movie scene, so the director tells the dog to think back to his worst day. The dog's worst day was jumping over a hedge to chase a Budweiser truck, only to ram head first into the side of a lawn care truck. The dog then gives the howl of his life.
The announcer decide to take a break from commercialization and focuses on the Olympic Games with female swimmers swimming. Combat Rangers action figures are all wearing dresses. The toy makers found that the wrong shipping company got the wrong dresses in China.
FedEx " The Lollipop Guild ". While greeting Dorothy, the Lollipop Guild lose their high voices. A FedEx truck delivers three balloons to the group, they inhale the helium, and continue the greeting. Oxygen "Baby Girl Power". At a maternity ward, a pink cap for a baby girl is found on the floor. Soon, all the babies take off their caps, signifying they should not be categorized.
A man stands in a vast, featureless white room. He says, "I need a car. In a completely silent TV spot, a bunch of random questions appear on the screen, such as "who keeps the coin after the coin toss? To get opinions on Computer. An accountant asks a client if he gave anything to charity. The man exclaims that he gave a mint to "charity", who turns out to be a woman. We take a look at the tough and drama-filled job of being a cat herder. Two men and a monkey dance to "La Cucharacha". Then, the screen makes fun of the money being spent by websites on Super Bowl ads by saying: A young man scores the winning goal in a basketball game.
His coach tells him that he's a natural. The player then declares that he wants to dance for a career. A man who owns his own business is shown shredding paper. A voice asks if he really has time for this. The man realizes he can throw the papers into his backyard and shred them by mowing his lawn.
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The voice congratulates him and suggests that he use e-stamp. Two businessmen negotiate with a giant, light-up mouse-pointer hand. The hand mocks the first businessman's suggestions, noting that "A startup in Frisco made a mockery of your signing bonus. Kforce "Looking for a Job". A man leads someone through the red-light district of a city.
After walking through a door marked "JOBS", he falls down a chute into a desert. Two men set up lawn chairs and watch an incoming tornado. They discuss one man's recent trip to Barbados as the tornado sucks the other man away at the last minute. On yellow paper in typing while "Chopsticks" is played on piano , a message says: But it might be the best thing you see tonight. We send highly personalized emails on topics you ask for. How can we do all this with 7. We're information experts geeks.
But we don't know diddly about making ads. A voice over a cell phone helps a man to reschedule a flight. When he tries to pay for it with a credit card, the voice alerts police that the man is impersonating the real cardholder. A woman stands on a street corner in a city. A man sits in a room with papers scattered everywhere. The papers gather into the shape of a monster and assault him.
He survives by opening his laptop, which sucks the paper monster inside of it. Various images of people wearing glasses with tape across the middle are shown. A voice asks what would happen if everyone could access the internet without a computer. When pets are left home, the Pets. A close-up video of Muhammad Ali shadowboxing is shown. On-screen text makes obscure references to circumventing the healthcare system.
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It is revealed that the dog is actually an alien in disguise. When the leader asks what he has learned, the alien quotes the Whassup? It soon catches on with the alien, and an alien intelligence agency finally detects the race. A commercial plays that shows sharply dressed men parodying the Whassup? The Fast and the Furious. The winner of the online poll for the best Pepsi commercial that aired during the Super Bowl is announced.
The winning commercial is played: Bob Dole does a spoof on his erectile dysfunction commercials by using Pepsi as the product. Pepsi helps him feel young again, as he does a backflip. Bob Dole , Eric Stonestreet. A man brings a full cup of Pepsi on a rollercoaster. Somehow, he manages to spill none of it on the ride. Later, an attractive woman asks him for the time, and he spills the Pepsi on his shirt.
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Several deserted dot-com businesses are seen, referring to the various dot-com companies which went bankrupt partly due to their commercials last year. The chimp sheds a tear for the corpse of the Pets. As a tribute to the victims of the September 11th attacks , Budweiser produced a one time only advertisement. They then stopped, gazed at the ruined New York skyline, and bowed in reverence and respect.
The commercial aired only once, but was available on the website for a period of one year. A modern take on this commercial aired a decade later, with the newly-built One World Trade Center in the background skyline. Austin Powers in Goldmember.
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Lipton Brisk "Puppet Strike". A puppet version of Danny DeVito is fired, as the new Brisk is so good, it sells itself. This causes all the puppets from the Lipton Brisk commercials to go on strike. Pepsi "Now and Then" [11]. Britney Spears promotes the Pepsi generation in the years , , , , , and the present day. Joe Pytka ; Cast: Britney Spears sings an updated version of "The Joy of Pepsi" jingle which was first introduced in A second music video was made into a commercial, which aired during the Super Bowl.
A man is walking in the waters near an island when he meets a talking dolphin. The man says he found the island on Yahoo!. The dolphin then admits it learned to talk on Yahoo! Rise of the Machines. Is the final scene of the film of the same name where Chuck returns the package to its sender. But in this version the woman answers the door; when Chuck asks what was in the box, the woman replies, "Just a satellite phone, GPS locator, fishing rod, water purifier and some seeds.
A donkey narrates his life story, where he dreams of becoming a Budweiser Clydesdale. He trains and trains, even going to the trouble of putting puffy hooves on his feet. When his job interview comes, the five Clydesdale horses ask why he should become a Clydesdale. He responds with a donkey sound, and gets the job. TV promo for Jet Li: A teen drops a bag of Lay's chips. An elderly woman tries to get the chips, only to get knocked over by an elderly man's cane. The man grabs the bag, only to realize that the woman has his dentures. The teen comes back and takes the Lay's chips, and plants a kiss on the man.
An executive for a popsicle company, "Shards O' Glass," provides disclaimers for their product - a popsicle with shards of glass in it, clearly unsafe and deadly - and posed the question, "What if all companies sold products like tobacco? Homer Simpson is doing some errands such as buying beer instead of diapers, an oil change, and a haircut.
Homer seems to know of the narrator's existence, finally being fed up with him at Moe's Bar, muttering the words "stupid voice-over guy". When two grizzly bears rob a cottage, they find no Pepsi anywhere. One of the bears steals the resident's ID and disguises himself as the person. Then, he buys Pepsi at a convenience store. In Seattle, , a young Jimi Hendrix walks down a city sidewalk. When he sees a Pepsi machine and Coke machine, he chooses the Pepsi machine. At the machine, he sees a Fender Telecaster electric guitar in a pawn shop.
If he had gone to the Coke machine, he would have bought an accordion. The screen then says, "Whew All kinds of animals come to the Budweiser Clydesdale farm to become a Clydesdale. A driver looks at the donkey from last year's Budweiser commercial and says, "Now look what you've started. Pedestrians are in an airport, minding their own business. Then, everyone is clapping, as it is revealed they are clapping for soldiers coming home from war. At the end, a title card says, "Thank you. Brad Pitt buys a six-pack of Heineken at a corner shop.
Soon, he is being chased by a mob of paparazzi. It ends with an anonymous phone call. War of the Worlds. Diddy is late for an awards show, so he hitches a ride on a Diet Pepsi truck.
After the arrival, everyone starts driving Diet Pepsi trucks, being the next big thing. Pirates of the Caribbean: Three cavemen are trying to carry a cooler of Bud Light to a party. A friend says that he has invented the wheel. But the wheel is not working when they use it as hoister to carry the Bud Light. For the Budweiser Clydesdales this year, Hank the Clydesdale is not picked. A dalmatian sees this and offers to train Hank for next year.
In a tribute to Rocky , the two train like the training in the famous movie. The year after that, Hank becomes a Budweiser Clydesdale and gives a high five to his trainer. Spoofing The Godfather , the horse's head is replaced with the front of a Rolls-Royce. The Chronicles of Narnia: You Don't Mess with the Zohan. But instead, Charlie Brown triumphantly catches the Coke. Naomi Campbell and lizards do the famous Thriller dance. Conan O'Brien says he will do an embarrassing Bud Light commercial, and he is promised it will only show in Sweden.
He watches it in Times Square. Two guys are at a ski resort. One guy shows how some skiers have more drinkability than others by drawing a ramp and some trees. The second skier crashes into the trees. A farmer plays fetch with his Dalmatian. A jealous Clydesdale goes and fetches a tree branch. A Clydesdale falls in love with a dancing circus horse. He searches for her, until they both escape together from the circus. Two clowns watch this, with one of them saying, "I didn't know Daisy was dating.
Jason Statham is in a car chase, stealing different cars, ending up in different periods of time. Hyundai Motor Company "Epic Lap". The Rise of Cobra. Land of the Lost. Easy to read-easy to hold-paperback. Great tips on negotiating restaurants some are just a flat-out non-n and getting the best out of your grocery shopping. Even gives some ways to "cheat" if needed i. Another library book I'd be willing to purchase for my own shelf. Jun 20, Liberty Montano rated it really liked it.
Good information and I enjoyed her voice. The book reads like chatting with a realistic friend who has been there, she never condescends.
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I would have liked a few more recipes, but I absolutely agree with the her point about choice overload. I felt like this was promoting Atkins under a different name with the push for almost no fruit and extremely low carbs. The recipes were also lackluster. I'm all for simple recipes but many of them were so basic that a cookbook was not needed. Apr 10, Christine rated it it was amazing.
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