This one is for my bf, and it features a rainbow taking a shit. It was his idea, honest. He's a classy guy.
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View all 24 comments. Dec 14, Angela rated it really liked it Shelves: As an avid cross stitcher, I bought this book for the mere fact that the designs are not filled with flowers and those fucking tatty teddies I HATE those goddam designs! It's a nice idea and some of them will make nice, funny presents for friends but they are incredibly easy to do and really there is not that much to them. I like my designs to be a tad more difficult than this; this is not a case that simplicity is best, it's just the designs all look rather bare once they're completed.
When I g As an avid cross stitcher, I bought this book for the mere fact that the designs are not filled with flowers and those fucking tatty teddies I HATE those goddam designs! When I get time I like to try and design my own designs, difficult as I cannot draw. A good thing about the designs in this book is that they have a nice variety of borders to use so that makes it easier for me and my attempt at designing.
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It's a fun book, but unfortunately it's a bit too simple for my liking. Aug 07, Kelly rated it really liked it. I appreciate this book for being a liberating, crafty book with good information to people just trying out the cross-stitching waters. However, my friends were able to write about 20 alternative sayings over the course of one dinner that were wittier, funnier, snarkier, irreverent-er, truthier, etc.
Dec 30, Selwa rated it liked it Shelves: My mom taught me how to cross-stitch when I was 9 years old.
Technically, she bought me a kit and I read the instructions A 9 year old can figure it out without adult supervision, that's how easy it is. Anyway, I'm now 35 and to date I have finished exactly one project the above-mentioned kit , despite the fact that I've started a handful of other projects over the years. I bought this book a few years ago, most likely when it was brand-spankin'- My mom taught me how to cross-stitch when I was 9 years old. I bought this book a few years ago, most likely when it was brand-spankin'-new, and it promptly started collecting dust on a shelf. I've recently picked up those projects again, and so I picked up this book again.
There's nothing too complicated here, which is great if you're just starting out. Projects are mostly text and borders, with the occasional image thrown in a teddy bear, or a house. My one regret is that a new book was recently released I wish I could trade one for the other lol.
Dec 13, Tara Chevrestt rated it it was amazing Shelves: Had some fun with this To see what I did, click the link: View all 6 comments. Nov 01, Cass rated it liked it. I love subversive cross stitch, and these designs are fun. I want one that says "Fuck off Amazon". Jun 13, Sara rated it it was amazing. One of the few craft books I have done almost every project in.
Great for the person who has never done cross-stitch before and does not want to be stuck doing boring kittens or flowers. Dec 15, Delanie rated it it was amazing. Sep 21, Noel Gaines rated it it was amazing Shelves: Not for the meek, this book contains all the cross stitch patterns for the stitcher that's done the mundane. Have something to say? Why not stitch it? Includes 33 designs that are perverse and oh so fun! As I went through the book, I knew immediately who I would make each one for.
Can't wait to get started. May 06, Charlotte rated it it was ok. This missed the mark for me. I am down with the concept. I am all about reinvention. The idea of using a traditional medium to express modern sentiment is right up my alley. But this was an overly simple take on that idea. The designs were uninspired.
All the focus was on the text without much attention paid to visual elements. There is a more sophisticated way to be funny and irreverent. Jul 25, Aja rated it it was amazing. Jun 21, Cat Fithian rated it liked it Shelves: At first it was just a website www.
But now thanks to this book if you have a late night desire to create, rather than wait for your threadless kit to arrive you can. Check out our favorite cross stitch patterns with funny quotes, pun-tastic sayings and tons of attitude. If you think cross-stitching is for sweet little Precious Moments babies, think again. There's a new wave of stitchers on the scene. And they've got tons of angst, wit and ferociousness. Check out some of our favorite modern patterns from stitchers around the world. These makers have designed easy to download patterns so you can purchase and stitch your own piece of art.
Download this pattern from Crafty Cat Mom for a hilarious handmade gift. Love RuPaul's Drag Race? Serve up this realness from Fandom Cross Stitchery at home or at the office and let everyone know nothing will get in your way. Or for the taco-obsessed. Or for the taco-obsessed introverts.
Download the pattern at The Stranded Stitch. Display this design from Dirty Little Stitch so everyone will know your dogs are more than just pets. Cross stitching while blasting this TLC track is incredibly cathartic--especially after a nasty breakup. Display this pattern from Tiny Lima in your front hall so future dates will get the message. We are so far from the mumsy kittens of cross stitch past. March on with this empowering pattern from Bananya Stand.
Also, we really hope DMX has one of these displayed in his home. Stitched The Shop sums it up perfectly. This is for all the spaces where you create, from the workshops to the she-sheds.
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