Randy plumber, Sid South, enjoys a profession which offers him ample opportunity to bed sexy housewives.

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Joe North is a cab driver in London, something that gives him many opportunities to have sex. A young architect plans to design a building after the perfect breast and searches for a woman who bears the right model all over London. A successful talent agent enjoys the good life until his wife leaves him. He moves in with his friend and begins an affair with the man's wife. He also gets a new difficult client whose public image must be preserved at any cost.

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David the bank's assistant A female film crew journeys to Africa where a giant ape, Queen Kong, falls in love with the crew's male star. A young handyman and his wife Barry Stokes, Penny Meredith move to a small village and set up business.

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There, the handyman encounters numerous strange characters, including a local constable Chic Murray more inept than a squadcar full of Keystone Kops; an elderly magistrate Bob Todd whose primary passion is spanking young women; a schoolmistress Sue Lloyd with a closetful of kinks; and more predatory housewives than the young man can handle. We enjoy watching British sex comedies - there is great enjoyment to be had watching the comparatively innocent antics of hapless male protagonists trying desperately to get their end away.

The Ups and Downs of a Handyman barely stands up as entertainment even on the undemanding terms of British sex comedies. It is as boring as hell and has production values and we use the term loosely that make the Confessions series look like something from the Golden Era of the Hollywood studio system. Barry Stokes makes for an objectionable protagonist - the arrogant theme song "wouldn't you like to be me" not, really gets the viewer off on the wrong foot.

Robin Asquith at least had charm and a likable quality that endeared him to male and female viewers alike, come to think of it, even Jeremy Bulloch as Gil Masters in Can You Keep it up for a Week? This was released on video with the cash-in title of Confessions of an Odd-Job Man, but the title fooled few people, as this catchpenny knock-off is quite simply appalling.

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