When Chloe Kristen Dalton and Michael Carpenter rent out the cottage behind their house to charming romance novelist, Robert Mars David Arquette their American dream soon turns into a suburban nightmare. I must have written that summary a good 50 times attempting to keep a straight face before somewhat succeeding.. But even looking past the Poor direction, abysmal writing, nonsensical characters. No character really has any rhyme nor reason to do anything that they do in the film.
The movie feels horribly disjointed like they wanted to make a Lifetime-esque thriller but even failed at those 'lofty' goals. It's also one of the tamest movies of the 'bad tenant' sub-genre that I had the misfortune of subjecting my eyes to.
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What is Emily Mortimer Watching? Share this Rating Title: The Cottage 4. Use the HTML below. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. Learn more More Like This. The Cottage is a British darkly comic horror film , written and directed by Paul Andrew Williams. After a heated conversation at the kitchen table, Peter and David retrieve the unconscious Tracey from the car trunk.
As they try to get her upstairs Peter gets sidetracked by her chest not realizing that she has woken up. She headbutts him several times and Peter screams with pain. David manages to get her off him and has to fix Peter's now bloody and broken nose after tying her to the bed frame.
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The pair hold her for ransom in a secluded country cottage. Things begin to go wrong when Arnie's dimwitted son and stepbrother of Tracey, Andrew Steve O'Donnell delivers the ransom.
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Instead of money, the bag is filled with napkins. David and Peter realize that not only have they been deceived, but Arnie knew about Andrew's involvement in the scheme all along. After Peter breaks David's phone by accidentally dropping it in water, David goes down to the village to use a telephone box to call in another ransom. While there, he happens across some sinister locals who, upon learning that he and his companions are staying at the Barnarby Cottage, warn him to keep his doors locked and not to wander.
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Disturbed, David returns to the cottage to find that Tracey — who has proven to be highly intelligent and resourceful, albeit foul-mouthed and somewhat psychopathic — has incapacitated Andrew and abducted Peter. Some distance away, Peter and Tracey arrive at an ominous looking farm. Upon entering the house, they soon discover it to be the home of an insane and hideously deformed serial-killer known only as the Farmer. After opening a trapdoor in the kitchen to reveal a secret staircase leading down into the cellar, Tracey is stabbed through the stomach by the Farmer. Terrified, Peter flees upstairs and jumps out of the bedroom window.
Tracey survives her injury and calls out for Peter to help her escape too, all with the Farmer in pursuit. Peter manages to incapacitate the Farmer with a shovel, saving Tracey's life. Tracey then urges Peter to kill the madman before he regains consciousness, but he is reluctant.
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In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose. I heard a lot good reviews about movie on Horror sites, i could not wait check out. Peter and David get Tracey who is unconscious from the car boot.