My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out! My Broadway is the Broadway of Merman, and Martin, and Fontaine, and if you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down Look at what you've sunk to! Look at what you've become! Look in the mirror, 'cause you need help, Jerry. You need help, because I can't stand by and do it anymore. It's turning my stomach!
I can't stand around here watching you destroy yourself! It's eating me up inside! Move back with Lydia? C'mon, you're lucky to have anybody. Last week you told me I was in my prime, I should be swinging. What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death! Which is not far off, by the way. Men hang on to underwear until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid.
It actually becomes underwear vapor. We don't even throw it out. We just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spores. Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? Uh, I guess I hadn't— Peterman smiling broadly: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.
Why does everything have to be 'us'? Is there no 'me' left? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish? Actually, that's the definition of selfish. Maybe he's an enigma—a mystery wrapped in a riddle. How much did you pay that guy? Are you out of your mind?! No no no no no no NO. What were you thinking when you shot this? Do you even know what this scene is about? It's about a guy buying a loaf of bread. No, bread is his soul. He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul. Do we know where the is? George shakes his head No Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for these pigmen.
Whatever the deformity is, there's always some group of perverts that's attracted to it. Benes, I noticed you have been charging quite a bit of merchandise on the Peterman account. Well, I am the President. Yes, and we're all very impressed. Nevertheless, the expense account is for business purposes only. You wanna play hardball, huh? George Costanza's handicapped bathroom on the sixteenth floor is now open to all employees and their families.
I'll see you in Hell, Costanza. Oh, that makes a lot of sense! They look like keys, George. They look exactly like keys. In my mind, there's a war still going on. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night! They were just boys.
Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy. And he lives down the hall from my home - my home, Elaine! Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys. What kind of pills are these, anyway? These are dog pills! We had the same symptoms. So you don't cry when your grandmother dies, but a hot dog makes you lose control? Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like!
Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Because I would love it! Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang". Which means, "This guy Then let's see how he does, up there, without all the assistance! What the bleep are you doing you little piece of bleep? Well, I think you're wrong. Well, we'll just see. I just said that. I know you did. So good for you. What are you repeating everything I'm saying? Well George is an idiot. It's to symbolize we're blind to their tyranny.
Then, shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? Y'know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same, but everyone else is different! They were all like that! Did you hear that? That , I heard. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr.
Thomassoulo a message for me? When the episodes got more packed with story material, it became regular for an additional scene over the closing credits. The first two seasons had still photos of Jerry's stand-up act over the closing credits, but due to the longer running times of the earlier seasons, Jerry's closing stand-up was edited to become The Tag in syndication.
Take Our Word for It: Several times, such as the horrific B. Also the horrific results of George's girlfriend badly-performed nose job in, what else, "The Nose Job". We only see her from the back during those scenes. In the episode "The Shoes," we never actually see the eponymous Botticelli shoes that Gail was fascinated by and Elaine got defensive about. They could be beige bathroom slippers for all we know. In "The Chicken Roaster", we just see Jerry and Kramer looking up, commenting on the giant neon chicken sign. In "The Betrayal," the characters don't say why going to the bathroom in India is a bad idea, only that it is one.
The show took advantage of Newman's job to make some digs at the Post Office. Take This Job and Shove It: George quits his job in real estate in "The Revenge" because he wasn't allowed to use the same luxury bathroom as his boss. I will never work for you again. You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you.
You have no brains, no ability, nothing!
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I bust my hump everyday. As far as I'm concerned, you and your demented protege can run the catalog by yourselves! Look, who are you kidding? You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything?! You're a massage teaser! Listen, I massage who I want, when I want. I don't submit to forcible massage! You been rotating the tires? Yeah, I know what you're thinking: Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.
Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on The Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped!
Or, maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.
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You know George, I've been your biggest supporter around here, and that's why I was so disappointed to hear that you'd been pilfering the equipment. George would never do anything like that. No, why would I? So what are you saying? Why would George steal from the Yankees? Could it be because you don't want him to know you have a friend who pees in the shower?! That is not the reason! Oh, I think it is! Why couldn't you just wait? I was there, I saw a drain! Since when is a drain a toilet?!
Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix them up! I'll call a plumber right now! All right, can we just drop all the pee pipe stuff?! I like your shirt. I can't be with someone who's just like me! Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual. In fact, even some of them have moved on: They're doing sign language now. What do you think the Nazis were doin'? Some of them Hardly pay their shoddy way. Now, where was I? To see them—indiscriminate Women, it Pains me more than I can say, The lack of taste that they display!
Too many people muddle sex With mere desire, And when emotion intervenes The nets descend. Why does no one comprehend? Now where was I? Oh, yes… In the castle of the King of the Belgians, We would visit through a false chiffonier In the castle of the King of the Belgians Who, when things got rather touchy, Deeded me a duchy… Liaisons! Take my daughter, I Taught her, I Tried my best to point the way.
I even named her Desiree. In a world where the kings are employers, Where the amateur prevails And delicacy fails To pay, In a world where the princes are lawyers, What can anyone expect Except to recollect Lia…. I like to include my alternate title for this song: The whole show is about relationships and Mdm. Armfeldt seems to know the most out of anyone. She is an unadulterated wise old character who has no ignorance. In this all-knowing life she seems to live, she gets so fed up with the state of things in modern times Turn of the 20th Century Sweden that all she really can do is sit around and think about having glamorous sex- in this case with the Baron De Signac, the Duke of Ferrara, and the King of the Belgians.
Laced within this is her commentary on things nowadays. This is a very simple song. She talks of how stupid people are with their presumptions about relationships and how people need to handle things differently. These eight lines speak more about relationships than any book. The song also has an incredibly lush and elegant accompaniment. My favorite rhyming in the song?
They flow so beautifully that you hardly notice that they go together.
So which performances are the best or most notable? At the Olivier Awards, Angie does her usual wonderful job. If you watch, you can really see the exact moment where she transforms into the character right there on stage. Although her singing is crap and this is a bootleg video that hardly pays its shoddy way, you can still see her eyes and know exactly what the character is thinking. Just close your eyes and listen. It has a very tangible sound.
No one in the audience spoke for the rest of the show. We lost one of the greatest entertainers of all time last year. They range from intense and uncomfortable to hilarious and enlightening. Elaine was wonderful in At Liberty, her one woman show. It is in fact considered to be one of the greatest pieces of theater ever created. When it was filmed for HBO, we were given a wonderful professional exhibition for her magnum opus.
And she got an Emmy for it. Elaine made special appearances throughout a single episode of Late Night With David Letterman as a sexually frustrated debutante. Here is a quick compilation that was put together as a tribute to Elaine shortly after her death. Shortly before her move back to her native Michigan, Elaine made an appearance on The Today Show and said the word fuck.
It snapped Kathy Lee and Hoda right out of their drunken stupor and caused a bit of a stir in the media. It bounds and leaps between laugh out loud funny and flowing tears. It shows a true performer and a true survivor. I wrote the following post ahead of time because I knew I would be busy taking my gf on a romantic walk through Times Square and Rockefeller Center, or maybe having sex. What better way to celebrate your forever singleness than by reading a blog post about a little wooden African man that bites Karen Black on the heel?
It stars horror maven Karen Black in three segments all involving scary stuff. This final segment is done as a complete solo, unless you count the doll. Based on the Richard Matheson short story Prey. Now that I think about it of course this is Matheson.
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Anyway, we start by seeing Amelia walk into her apartment building carrying a package. She arrives in her apartment and opens the box. We know where this is going. The mother is never seen nor heard, but she is very controlling and manipulative, all thanks to Karen Black.
She sets the doll down to go start a bath and the gold chain falls off. Fade to black and go to commercial. When we come back, Amelia asks to cancel her date since her mother is being a bitch about something. We get five minutes of Black muddling around the apartment.
Celebrating the things we look back on- for better or worse.
It should be more boring than it is, but Karen is a very likable actress. She finally starts to get stabbed by Lil Yeezy and screams. He makes the weirdest noises too. Would you buy a used car from this man? She runs into her room and calls the police. The doll opens the door. She runs to the bathroom and sits next to the tub.
Lil Yeezy picks the lock. Lil Yeezy picks the lock with his spear and jumps in the bathroom. Karen covers him with a brownish-orange towel that one would only see in the 70s and throws him in the tub. She runs to the closet and holds the door shut. Using her oh-so-clever Karen Black mind she grabs an empty suitcase and shuts him in it. This is a doll that is literally smaller than my erect penis that can pick locks and open doors. Well by the time she does realize what to do, the damn yeezy has already broken free.
He may not have a spear but he has teeth and we have another solid five minutes left. They play cat and mouse back and forth for awhile. He gets his spear back, she takes it away again, etc etc. She puts him in the oven and things literally start to heat up lol. She opens up the oven and screams. I think we should spend the evening together just like we planned. Such a lovely smile. She contributed a lot to this segment, and the extra work shows. It was a huge hit with audiences and even critics.
She was damn good in it, too. Was this as good as you remember? I highly recommend the whole thing as MPI has an excellent release out with solid bonus features. This is season 5 episode 6, so things were starting to run out of steam. This episode gives the season a jolt of needed energy. Annabelle, eat your latex heart out. Telly and I have the same birthday along with Placido Domingo. The doll starts to talk to Telly. Telly throws it at the wall and they share more clever dialogue. He thinks the wife is playing a trick on him.
Telly goes out in the garage and we see Tina doing a little twisty movement on a table. He throws her in the garbage. Telly picks up and hears the voice on the other line. That is one of the most effective commercial breaks in TV history. This is actually probably the scariest killer doll ever. When we come back, Telly hangs up the phone and goes into the garage and opens the trash can he threw it in.
He goes upstairs and sees the daughter sleeping with Tina in her bed. Telly takes the doll and acts all riled up. He takes it and puts it in some garage tool that squishes it. He turns this crank, putting more pressure on her head. The doll is not compressing. He tries to use a blow torch, but nothing. He tries to cut off the head with a table saw but just gets sparks. The wife comes out in the garage and he just shoves her off.
But he wants it dead. He puts it in a burlap sack, ties it with a rope, throws it in the trash, and puts bricks on the lid. He comes back in and his wife is packing to leave. Later that night, he wakes up saying he hears something. He goes to investigate. There is indeed some strange white noise coming from downstairs. He checks on the daughter in her room. He starts his way downstairs but trips on Tina and dies. And you better be nice to me. But to a child caught in the middle of turmoil and conflict a doll can become many things. A friend, a protector. A lovely signed picture by Tina herself, June Foray.
I think the episode would be scarier without the musical score, although the effort by the great Bernard Hermann keeps things dark and suspenseful. Both Tina and Cathy were voiced by the delightful June Foray who has done voice work for literally everyone. They need to get Sondheim in here to spit some sick venom and tell these dumbass screenwriters how to write a poem. Jamie goes out to buy food or get a blow job from a prostitute. He comes back and this happened to her:. His dad has had a stroke and is in a wheelchair.
He also has a hot young wife. One night at his hotel, Jamie sees this sitting in the same seat as the doll:. So Jamie goes to bury the doll with her but some scary shit happens. The next day he goes to the mortuary. So the doll is getting angry and Mary tries to calm him down. They get in an argument and end up talking at the same time. Apparently, later on that loud mouth kid got murdered. People suspected Mary and then later she was found dead with her tongue cut out.
To become a doll! The kid goes downstairs to the embalming office or whatever you call it. He opens the coffin and her body falls out. Then she does this:. Who knew Mary Shaw was a five time Tony winner? Well, back to the story.
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Jamie goes to the theater where Mary lived, which is now closed. Mary also has these papers about making the perfect doll. Jamie visits his father who says that the Ashen family killed Mary Shaw. Now, one by one, everyone is getting there tongues cut out and murdered and stuff. All of the descendants of the people who killed Mary are getting killed. Mort gets killed by Mary Shaw when he gets trapped in a crawlspace by his wife who has dementia.
So Jamie and Donnie go to the theater. While there, they see that of the dolls are lined in glass cases backstage. They also find the missing Ashen who has been turned into a doll. Someone is rocking in a chair. So Donnie shoots the doll. Then another doll starts to like move so he shoots that one. Another one starts to move and he shoots that one.
Eventually Jamie just sets them on fire. Donnie falls off a catwalk and gets his tongue taken out. He finds Billy the doll in a fucking baby cradle. His dad was a doll. It makes sense if you watch the movie. The movie has a strange fascination with eyes. See if you can see it throughout. Go ahead and watch. Come back soon for our next post on killer dolls! This wonderful woman was Reva Cooper Unsicker from Peoria Illinois who has made 55 years teaching in this town.
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