But things get dicey when Alice's most decadent fantasies are brought to life, and she begins to fear that they'll never be allowed to leave. The third short novel in the 50 Shades of Alice trilogy, this descent into naughtiness features the same colorful characters, kinky thrills, and offbeat humor as the previous bestselling titles. E ighteen-year-old Alice is sexually unfulfilled. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. From escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading.
This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, for only the most adventurous readers. I t's not easy being a princess in a fairytale. Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny.
When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy learns the true meaning of "happy ending. T he only thing worse than a sexy ex-boyfriend is a sexy ex-boyfriend who became hugely successful. After breaking up with her slacker boyfriend, Jezebel starts her own matchmaking service, guaranteed to find anyone's perfect sexual partner. But when her first big client turns out to be her ex who somehow shed his lack of ambition and became a billionaire , Jezzy will have to put aside their history in order to find him a wife.
But will old feelings get in the way? O n the day before her gigantic Fairytaleland wedding to billionaire Jack Horner, Jezebel is confused.
Tormented by feelings of doubt and drooping self-esteem, she goes to the infamous Hellfire Club Spa for relaxation, and hopefully transformation. But can she learn to like herself again before saying "I do"? J ezebel is searching for sexual fulfillment, and a soulmate so she can live happily ever after. Her quest leads her up a beanstalk to a fairy tale land where her wildest, kinkiest fantasies come true.
From the debauchery and danger of the Ghastlibad Forest, to finding the perfect partner for her billionaire ex-boyfriend, to induging in her darkest desires the night before her wedding, Jezebel embarks on a journey of discovery that's nothing like the Mother Goose you grew up with. I n the future, some people are still prudes But Fanny and Peter, instructors at the Siemann Sex Institute, are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group sex instructional videos.
But when a gorgeous, naive blond with sexual super powers arrives at the institute, everything Fanny and Peter know will be exposed and turned upside down And the most prudish of all are the righteous defenders of righteousness at the Purity Foundation. When the director sends her own daughter on an undercover mission to eliminate sexual satisfaction from earth, the only thing standing between the human race and complete and total sexual frustration are the good instructors of the Seimann Sex Institute.
Fanny and Peter, along with new instructors Chastity and Milo, have devoted their lives to ensuring everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. But they will have to use every tool and technique in their arsenal if they are to overcome this new threat, because the Purity Foundation isn't going down C arla thought she had it all together.
She shares her sexual discoveries with a young man named "Rabbit" who likes to explore, a group of strong villagers, a "Caterpillar" who has more hands than Alice can handle, a Mad Hatter who finds Alice's exquisite weakness, and a whole host of talented characters. All lead to the Queen and her majesty's dark secret.
Will Alice's sexual discovery be just the thing to snag her desired man Jack? And will her erotic fairy tale help her discover the key to her own pleasure? Kindle Edition , pages. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Lists with This Book. This portrayal of Alice contains her sexual discoveries with hot, strong men and their unique, fantastic talents: If you read this book and its steamy, explicit sexual content, the Cheshire cat won't be the only one wearing a wicked grin. For 18 years and older. This is both a verra hawt and a fun read! And come on, check out that smexxy warning!!
In this story of wonderlust, um, wonderla OMG!! In this story of wonderlust, um, wonderland, Alice founds herself going down a hole and in a strange land filled with naked men who are clueless about how to give a girl pleasure But it's fun to follow Alice in this fantasy land where she is learning and exploring and I would totally recommend this naughty tale to anyone who luvs a smexxy twist on a classic story.
View all 20 comments. May 06, Nichelle Gregory rated it really liked it. I loved the imaginative twist on this classic story!
Alice's Sexual Discovery in a Wonderful Land by Liz Adams
There were so many delightful, fun, erotic additions to the tale, I found myself laughing out loud more than once! Fall down the rabbit hole with Liz Adams Apr 24, Jessie Morgan rated it it was amazing. Having read the original Alice in Wonderland, as well as the sequel and the movies , and having loved them all, I couldn't help but pick up this little gem. Liz Adams is a first class writer, with a heck of an imagination and a libido to match. Alice has never experienced an orgasm, and never has she felt that loss more keenly than when trying to express her interest in childhood heart-throb, her family's gardener, Jack.
When she falls down the rabbit hole and enters into this strange new Wonder Having read the original Alice in Wonderland, as well as the sequel and the movies , and having loved them all, I couldn't help but pick up this little gem.
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When she falls down the rabbit hole and enters into this strange new Wonderland, this singular shortcoming becomes her driving challenge to overcome. From one lover to the next, one highly-charged erotic situation to the next, we get to follow Alice in pursuit of the big O. You don't have to be a fan of the original story to keep up with and fall in love with this author's rendition.
This is not your grandmother's Harlequin. You won't find your standard-issue, color-by-numbers romance anywhere in these pages, but I loved this book anyway and I thought the ending particularly wonderful. This story is both fun and funny, strangely modern and yet with a Victorian-era feel to the description, and sexy as hell to read. I can definitely recommend it to anyone in search of GOOD erotica. I can't imagine anyone being disappointed in this book! I loved this story! It was too short, and I found myself wanting more.
But it was a fun, quick read that had me laughing and clapping like a seal. Alice found herself down a hole and in a strange land where men ran around naked and didn't know the first thing about a woman and her girly parts. I loved visiting all the characters and the dirty deeds Alice helped them out with along the way. I would totally recommend this book to the Alice fans every where. You'll appreciate the Hatter and the Hare..
You'll appreciate the Hatter and the Hare This is a delicious reinterpretation of Alice in Wonderland. Adams does a great job with incorporating the original and giving her twisted perverts view. It's not as depraved as it is erotic with arousing delights. Perhaps there is a follow up story for this with the Queen of Hearts giving Alice "le petite mort". This is defini This is a delicious reinterpretation of Alice in Wonderland.
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland
This is definitely a winner for me. For those looking for a fast paced story with little downtime between the sexual interludes. Recommended for kinky readers who love fairy tales retold. Of course, I enjoyed reading it. And between you and me, I had way too much fun writing it! Alice has only ever wanted Jack the family gardener no one else compares with him. Yet she's not even sure he feels the same about her. When she falls down rabbit hole is embarks on sexual discovery that will not only leave her panting trying to achieve the elusive O as in orgasm.
She wonders if Jack would want her as inexperienced as she is or will she achieve sexual lessons that rock not only her world but those around world's too. What will Alice learn? Will she achieve the elusive O? Will Ja Alice has only ever wanted Jack the family gardener no one else compares with him. Will Jack return her feelings? Reading this book was fascinating and full of surprises too. Alice definite learns the new meaning of trying to experience whatever she may from everyone.
We do meet the usual characters from Alice in Wonderland which lead to interesting and highly erotic experiences for Alice. I thought the author did wonderful job using classic characters into new twists. I will definitely check out more work by this author. But now it's time to find the hubby for my own version of sexual discovery. Dec 05, Emily rated it liked it Shelves: Alice has been in love with Jack, the gardener, since she was a teenager.
The one attempt she had at expressing her feelings though turned out to be a bit of an embarrassment, now home for the holiday's from University, Alice finds herself in a voyeuristic situation with Jack that gives her hope, only to be deflated shortly after. With a feeling of angst, Alice finds herself embarking on a interesting journey trying to find the mysterious O, which always seems to be within her grasp but never fo Alice has been in love with Jack, the gardener, since she was a teenager.
With a feeling of angst, Alice finds herself embarking on a interesting journey trying to find the mysterious O, which always seems to be within her grasp but never found. With the help of interesting characters in the strange place she is visiting, Alice begins a sexual discovery that hopefully one day Jack will benefit from.
An erotic twist of the Alice in Wonderland series. I thought this was intriguing read, you are immediately drawn in and you can't put it down. Liz Adams brilliantly retells a a naughty version of a classic. Dec 27, April rated it really liked it Shelves: If you read the blurb, you can not say you were not warned, this is a serious erotica read!! This is the smexiest reinvention of an old classic I have ever read!!!
Oh la, you are going to need to read this one while in the cold shower or sitting in a tub of ice!!!
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This is a hot and heavy hardcore read that does not apologize for all the steam! There is a thin story here but when you have all this sexy action going on who has time for story!! Terrific writing and storytelling that is If you read the blurb, you can not say you were not warned, this is a serious erotica read!! Terrific writing and storytelling that is beautifully paced. I can not wait to see what other classic Ms Adams takes on!!
After this one I will probably always blush when reading Alice or watching the movie! Pretty sure this is a version that will stay with me for a very long time!! All thoughts, opinions and ratings are my own. Jun 04, Melissa rated it it was amazing Shelves: This book was WILD!
Oh my goodness I could never have imagined up the situations Liz Adams has Alice participate in! The story was interesting, some was funny, but for the most part it was just down right scorching! We get to follow Alice's journey through Wonderland as she gets to learn all about giving and receiving pleasure. She ends up having some sort of sexual interlude with almost everyone she meets and this includes the "croquet mallet" LOL and no two experiences are the same.
Jan 30, Heather in FL rated it really liked it Shelves: This was definitely an interesting read. I haven't read Alice in Wonderland , though I have a very general idea about it. Some of the specific references I didn't get, but that didn't affect my impression of the story. It was definitely bizarre, but it's supposed to be. And it was quite steamy, but of course, it's supposed to be that as well.
And while it was really bizarre, it was pretty well written.
And I really liked that it worked out for Alice and Jack. Jun 24, Xavier Zyta rated it it was amazing.
My review can be read on http: Aug 03, Stephanie rated it liked it. It is not at this time. She's still in love with her childhood crush Jack, th Original Post: But when I first began to read it I thought it was ridiculous. No one in college is as naive as portrayed, but then I realized that this all takes place in our recent past; a past where the world, and young women of means, were just a bit more innocent.
But this is an adaptation of a fairytale so she gets quite a bit of leeway. And quite an adaptation it is. There's a plot and interesting characters. But, two things make it mostly work; Inventive sex. The second factor is that although it's inspired and very much based on the original Alice in Wonderland, it doesn't try to copy it, or completely duplicate it.
It's that plasticity in adaptation of the story that gives it legs. It also allows for a lot of different partners. The author discusses that: I found writing this erotic version of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland more challenging than I had anticipated. Wanting to stay true to the original story, I noticed that Alice never stayed with one character long enough to build a meaningful relationship. As a result, in this erotic version, she ends up traveling from character to character having sexual encounters with each one. If you prefer erotic romance, I'm afraid you'll be greatly disappointed.
But if you're looking for a fun frolic in Alice's wonderland with many of the familiar characters, this will be just your cup of tea! The writing is occasionally a bit awkward. And, like I said the sex occasionally is just silly, especially the teapot scene. But despite that I really enjoyed it. With those caveats, you might enjoy this novella. Mar 06, Ashten4Real rated it liked it Shelves: This book was a first for me.
It was interesting, but not mind blowing. I may continue the series Not too sure though. Dec 01, Louisa Keron rated it liked it. With the costumes, illustrations and porno versions, erotica parodies are just another form of art. The plot is as elaborate as many porn plots are. Young Alice has a crush on the dreamy gardener Jack. However, her inexperience with sex might stop them from becoming a couple. When Alice fails to cum after masturbating, her dreams crumble.
Her desperation to be able to cum and please Jack leads her to Wonderful Land where she meets people and has sex with them, desperately trying to get an orgasm with each encounter. Of course, Adams uses key elements of the original story. She turns small and big, deals with the Red Queen, and meets an erotica version of most characters. I hate to admit it, but the fairy tale component works. Adams displayed childhood innocence discovering sex in a way that actually makes sense.
The juxtapositions remind me of the awkward instances when I discovered the many forms of sexuality. However, using a childlike protagonist in an erotica can be a problem.
Alice's Sexual Discovery in a Wonderful Land (Fairy Tale Erotica)
Alice just acted too much like a twelve year old for my liking. Her naivety and sudden righteousness when she was the only one that knew what sex was in the Wonderful land reminded me of my younger cousins. I had to remind myself that she was a College student and it was uncomfortable at times. Even her constantly changing opinion was a tad immature. Keep in mind that this is after she has forms of sex with other strangers moments after meeting them.
The sex scenes were either a hit or miss. If you can think about a threesome where a girl is also being fucked by a teapot without laughing or having to take a double take, you will enjoy most of the scenes. Originally I was going to give the book 6,9 to match the crude humor, but then Adams carelessly included rape and abuse. Read more at https: May 24, C. Foxwell rated it really liked it. Original article at my blog, CD Foxwell's Erotic Den of Erotica This erotic fiction reviewing lark has been something of a voyage of discovery. I have already enjoyed a story about a gangbang far more than I thought I would, but even up until very recently I didn't think I would be reading something called 'Fairy Tale Erotica'.
I'll be honest, I didn't even know such a sub-genre existed.