Hell, zombie condoms actually exist. You can also get zombie dildos and fleshlights, which presumably come in handy after you try to introduce zombie condoms to the bedroom.
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People are buying these things, and those people are terrible. Anyone who owns a zombie birdfeeder has a black hole where their personality should be. This has to stop before someone can decorate their entire house with zombie products. Because they will, and then the brains of good taste will have been eaten.
The Zombie Survival Guide is a terrific piece of deadpan humour. Surviving The Apocalypse, and dozens of other titles by authors who may be raccoons in disguise and yet are still selling lots of books, because zombies. Look at how lazily the zombie is thrown into the title. Vampire Hunter, which itself was only made because of the success of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Did you follow that? A work of zombie fiction inspired a work of vampire fiction, which inspired a zombie knockoff because everything must be zombies. And then, of course, you had the inevitable complaints about the World War Z movie not sticking to its source material.
Have you ever been on a zombie walk? If you really feel the need to watch a bunch of people shamble around aimlessly as they moan and spill bodily fluids, go visit a nursing home. Look, I get the appeal of dressing up. Unless you find joy in blocking traffic or making a mess in public, zombie walks are boring. If you want to moan with a lot of strangers, go to an orgy.
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Zombie walks are for people who spend so much time watching B-movies they need a genre-themed excuse to go outside. Yoga class boring you? Of course, zombies are known for their love of dance. So please stop advertising zombie kung fu or whatever as the hip new thing that only cool people get. Other people get it, too. Zombie erotica gets one point for bringing something genuinely new to the genre.
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It gets minus all the points for being zombie erotica. Or zombie on zombie, or human s on zombie s , etc. It then goes on to suggest that the zombie apocalypse would be the perfect time to get with the cute co-worker who rejected you while they were amongst the living, finding a way to make necrophilia even creepier.
So for those of you who have always wondered if zombies can get boners, apparently the answer is yes. Baby needs a new pair of cocaine and hookers. Turning our most famous creation into a zombie completely destroys what made the character popular. It would be like redesigning Speedy Gonzales as a quadriplegic, or Pep? Le Pew as not a sex offender. Why yes, there is a ton of official merchandise based on this storyline. Or would you like some Zombie Peanuts?
Or perhaps Zombie Hello Kitty? Why are they zombies? The all-night celebration morphs into a hallucinatory nightmare when they learn their sangria is laced with LSD.
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