Dustified: Tall Tales From A Tired Old Trollop

Those collections once landed her on The Sharon Osbourne Show. If it can be painted up, powdered up, Bedazzled, Photoshopped Dusty makes no apologies for her choices. The story of her incredible life experiences is unbelievable. She has touched shoulders and many other body parts with the rich and famous and the infamous as well.

In , she co-authored: However, she is funny, irreverent, and her glass is always half full.

Dusty White … A biography She just happened to have been born sans a penis. The higher the hair, the closer to Heaven. Flat shoes give her the vapors and will only be worn in hell. Her make-up is exaggerated because she was a drag queen in another life. By choice, she looks like a circus with every ride running. Some stories are not for the faint of heart I'm totally blushing as I am doing this. And the many four letter expletives scattered throughout the book totally compliments the mood of the tale.

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The writing itself was flawless. She bunched her life's minutiae into a pile, then sorted through and retold her story in a cohesive, comprehensive manner. The timeline was very easy to follow. I made mental markers about certain details during the retelling, and sure enough my thoughts would be clarified later in the story. By the time she clarified them I had mostly forgotten them, but it served to jog my memory about a previous incident, thus bringing back into focus pages of her dialogue.

I literally had to put the book down several times to refocus because I was laughing so hard. The between times I was smiling from ear to ear. Good work Dusty White.

Her big mouth and sharp wit have gotten her into some funny situations. Not sure the people on the plane from Nashville to L.

Tall Tales From A Tired Old Trollop

This is an enjoyable and entertaining book - can't wait for the next one! This is without a doubt the funniest book that I have ever read. The author has had an exceptional life.

Don't miss this one. There are lots of people from the world of country music that you will recognize.

I have just thoroughly enjoyed this book!! Do yourself a favor and get this book! I bought one for my sister, since we both love the country music scene of Nashville, tn! This book is truly one of the funniest books I've ever read - like laugh out loud funny.

I've known Dusty for years and can just hear her telling these stories. If you didn't know Dusty you would swear this is fiction. I read this book in a matter of a couple of days and passed it along to my daughter. Even she said, "Mom, this is so Dusty!

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