Fundead Dragons move like see-saws and swing around degrees during their attacks. The Horseman enemy in the game a satyr rather than a man on a horse. The in-game description lampshades how unoriginal the Visual Pun is. Most elemental dragons share the same body and only differ in head and possibly wing design. Water Dragons and Void Dragons are the exceptions. The Heart Hound, Creptus, and Devilry pets all use the same 'emaciated beast' body, changing in color, head, and tail only. Most quests just have After-Combat Recovery as a method of healing. The quest "A Cure for Cenara! The Bora'jee is a bluish root that can be eaten during a player's turn to heal the player character's health.
In most instances, player and monster health and damage are on par with each other, but there are select few monsters—tanks and bosses—that have either higher health or damage than the player. The mechanics of this are explicitly laid out; players can change their equipment and heal while enemies rarely can. Hello, [Insert Name Here]: Hero with Bad Publicity: Epheel intentionally uses this superstition to send Battleon on a witch hunt for Celestra before she starts explaining.
The SeekRat wears a monocle for that air of scholarly sophistication while still being a giant rat. He also has some animals that similarly wear monocles. Except it was old villains being controlled by an even older one. Yes, it can be done with a Flash game; it was parodied in the Frostval Event.
Seasonal events occur around the same time as real-life holidays of the same theme. Usually, there is a recurring 'main' quest and new side-quests that are added every year. The Snugglefest main quest requires the player character to do favors for various NPCs to make him or her their Snugglefest hero. Other quests typically involve NPCs dabbling in romantic relationships and all of the antics that come with those. April Fools does not have a main quest—rather, the quests themselves are sometimes jokes or involve the demigod of mischief being unbound for one day to cause jokes in-universe.
Upon defeat, they drop temporary, themed equipment. The Grenwog Festival main quest is played by having the player character collect werebunny eggs and trading them in for equipment, as well as stopping the Grenwog from eating these eggs. In later years, the new Grenwog quest involves fighting against various rabbit-like creatures. The player character goes trick-or-treating around Mogloween in a similar manner as the Grenwog Festival.
Mogloween quests typically involve Zorbak's monsters or other undead. The Harvest Festival's main quest is a hunt for crops to present to the goddess of the harvest. The side-quests typically involve fighting against BURPs who would otherwise eat that year's harvest.
The entirety of real-time December is dedicated to Frostval quests, starting by decorating the Frostval tree and later Saving An Ass-Kicking Christmas from some Grinch-like figure. During December, Battleon is covered with snow and the tree in the middle of town is decorated. Several for plot reasons, such as against The'Galin and the Nightmare Queen. Galrick tries hitting on Celestra frequently during The Devourer Saga.
Celestra is more concerned about getting revenge on The'Galin at first. Hans tries to woo Aria in multiple quests. While he is successful at times, the relationship doesn't tend to stay. The playerbase got one during "Mostly Harmful". Almost two weeks of furious fighting, and it seemed like it was going to come down to the last hour Averted for those on the forums, however. It had been made clear that the war consisted of four waves. Horse of a Different Color: While there are horse 'Rider' armors, most steeds the player character can ride on as an armor tend to be fantastic creatures, such as 'Zards, unicorns, direwolves , chimeras, dragons, salamanders , butterhooves, and literal horseflies.
Dewlok the Moglin rides a Koofu, a large bird-like creature, as a mount. Valencia uses Grumbugly, a giant Fiery Salamander , as a pack animal. Wolf Riders ride wolves, of course.
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Vesperians look completely human, yet a certain NPC hates it when people on Lore call him human. After he goes through some character development, he doesn't draw attention the distinction despite another NPC remarking on it. The creators know it. They consider it part of the game's campy and fun atmosphere. Now say hello to the event that is called And meet mighty heroes and villains such as Gokar, Bhelma, Panfluti and Gherkina.
You have your average vampire and werewolf. Then, you have your werepyre a combination of the two. Then, you have your Dracopyre, a werepyre with dragon blood mix. Donovan tries to add more creatures in the mix in the April Fools quest, ending up with some Dracopyre Moglins, plants, robots, and, uh, whatever 'Evolved' Nightreign is. Before a quest gave a tongue-in-check explanation, most players wondered how their characters could hold eight suits of armor, weapons, shields, and accessories and be able to switch out their equipment mid-battle.
The player character can be a spectacular moron, but in "The Bizarre Flecks Part 1: In the epilogue of the Absol-ution Saga, Gaiden prepares to kill a De Powered Etherseid for causing havoc that indirectly led to his surrogate father's death. Other proximal NPCs ask Gaiden to stop. Lkeas in particular states that Gaiden would be stooping to Etherseid's level. Ultimately, Gaiden respects the others' wishes, and Etherseid is killed anyway by a less morally wholesome protagonist. The enemy Fundead Kitten's description says that Kabroz dared Zorbak to make the monster—which is an undead kitten on fire.
I Have Many Names: What makes some plotlines confusing are characters' propensity toward using multiple aliases to be covert, which is often used for The Reveal. Erebus takes on many names over the course of the story because he doesn't become a 'being' until the end of "Dhows' True Form Revealed". I'm Having Soul Pains: The Cold, used by servants of The'Galin, affects the willpower of the soul in a manner akin to brainwashing.
On several instances, it has been used for Brainwashing for the Greater Good. Lucretia, the apothecary in Granemor. The player can use, shall we say, a wide variety of weapons. The player can use a cupcake as a weapon.
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Or a toy pinwheel. Or a fishing rod. Or a giant spider leg. Or a bottle of soda. Or a Killer Yoyo. Or a mummy's leg. Or a decorated Christmas tree. Or a candy cane. Or a piece of fruit. Or a turkey drumstick. Or a sword made of gum. Or a bow made out of books. Or a live electric eel. Or school supplies fashioned into a crude doll. Or a Grass Blade. Or a supercharged Electric Joybuzzer. Or an Archimedes Death Ray. Or a burrito of DOOM. Or a shovel of DOOM. The player character get a plunger to help him or her make way through a link between realms.
And yes, he or she fights with it. What happens when a Frostval gift is stolen? Pay large amounts of money to use the wrapping paper as a weapon. In order to channel Water-element magic, the player can use a giant feather pen. Any equipment based off of food will never wear out from damage. The fruitcake items are said to be Water-element because fruitcake takes forever to dry out or rot.
A kind of wolf-like monster named Razorclaw is particularly weak to fire, but if the player character hits it with fire, it will deal increased damage back while on fire. This occurs even if the fire attack misses. Several non-armor items can give the player character a temporary armor, such as Airenal's Lance, Snide Transformation Formula, and the Shapeshift spell series.
Thrall, the player character can fight Titan-sized monsters in an appropriately-sized Mecha. And it has no point to the plot. Humans alone can interbreed with dragons, elves, orcs, demons ones from Heck, and maybe even Brilhado , Dwarves, Drakel, Moglins , etc. And there has been one case of a half-Moglin, half-Drakel It's Up to You: The player is justified in-game as being The Chosen One , hence why he or she can go toe-to-toe with, say, Eldritch Abominations and gods.
It also helps that the Chosen also has the support of deities up-close. To a lesser extent, spellcrafting allows the player to customize the Spellcraft spell with one of nine elements. AdventureQuest 's "Morality Compass" which measures good vs. Even his description text says so. Katanas Are Just Better: Early on, some of the best weapons in the games were katanas, like the Power Katana and the Ice Katana. Over time, though, other weapons surpassed them in damage. Some enemies, notably Adalons and Thunderbirds, will get a surprise hit in during their death animation.
The damage dealt is usually light, but it can still kill the player character if health is that low. Health draining status effects such as poison or bleeding will hit the player character after the player's turn Considering that these status effects can take off quite a good chunk of HP if they're strong enough, this can result in quite a nasty surprise as the game checks for the player's death before the enemy's.
Nerfkittens are adorable, but they wear spiked collars and grin maliciously when performing their attacks. Because they can lower the player's stats with impunity, they can be threatening to characters of all levels. The Mondrogor is a small ball of dirt with a flower on its head, but it has a Void-element sonic attack that bypasses normal elemental resistances. This trope is played most literally with the Grenwog boss Bundorable. It looks like, of course, an adorable bunny, but then the player fights it and it reveals that it can transform into a bunny demon and bunny dragon. Galanoth does not like dragons.
While this is not usually a problem, they're not Always Chaotic Evil , and he occasionally gets rather Nemesis just wants to enforce justice. Unfortunately, his definition of justice is "kill everyone who doesn't agree with him". Artix's tendencies come to a boil during the "Edge of Extinction" war, where he whips most of the Paladin Order into a fervor, sparking an all-or-nothing war with the Necromancers with the intent of stopping Necromancy forever.
Comes back to bite them HARD when they are not only excommunicated by the Elemental Lady of Light for their actions, but the damage caused to Lore's "ley lines" as a result of the war robs BOTH sides of their signature abilities. Several WarpForce crossover items are swords made of energy. Used as an excuse on one occasion in the Assassin class quest chain to justify Violence Is the Only Option.
There is an entire quest about him, in fact, which uses the actual script from the video. A typical battle is expected to take ten turns, and each turn takes about ten seconds, more or less depending on attack animations. Experience gained from a battle fills a tiny sliver of the player's experience bar, and there are player levels in total. There is a limit to how much experience and gold the player can get in one day, but for most players, they will never reach even half of that cap.
It's estimated that it takes at least a month of straight grinding to reach the level cap. Level Up Fill Up: The player character restores all of his or her HP and MP upon a level up. Linear Warriors, Quadratic Wizards: Was a constant problem and the cause of many a nerf. As it stands now, Mages specializes in Spell burst damage and special weapon effects and Warrior specializes in a long, drawn out battle with the high power of their standard attacks with higher stats bonus and MUCH more powerful weapon, in term of quality and quantity.
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Warriors skill cost are also MUCH more cheaper than their magical counterparts at the cost of being slightly weaker. Mages are much better at farming, especially since the elemental Wizard Robes are available fairly early, while Warriors are better against bulky monsters such as bosses. In a sense, its more of a Linear Wizards Quadratic Warriors right now. Wizards started out strong and is capable of farming easier than Warriors while Warriors dominates late game after getting all of the necessary equipment and stats boosts. Eldron, Caelestian God of Good, has this as one of his quirks.
The Cor-Dem are small, psychic, green aliens that try to warn the player character of some mysterious doom despite their inability to speak the language of Lore. They can be taken as pets that make the enemy more susceptible to magic. The Shadow Universe is populated by beings made of pure shadow. Contact with the Shadow Universe can also turn monsters and people into shadows. The former gets stat bonuses from Charisma, while the latter can shift between melee, ranged, and magic forms. The Drakels are normally green-skinned dracomammalians against whom Dragonslayer class abilities are effective.
Unlike many other words, they're also a Higher-Tech Species , equipped with various Magitek weapons ranging from genetically engineered warbeasts to Mecha and, although depicted in the beginning as a Always Chaotic Evil race, the conception was subverted as they are as varied as humans and other races are.
There are jokes on them; laggy computers can read them while faster computers cannot. Loads and Loads of Sidequests: The game is dominated by a myriad of sidequests, while the main storyline quests are uncommon in comparison. Besides The Devourer Saga, it is difficult to determine where to start looking for plotlines. During Snugglefest , the ambient love energy on lore manifests itself into a being called Amoria. The game asks for a stat roll in certain quests. Newer quests allow the player to Defy a failed roll by paying SP proportional to the difference in points needed.
Damage done is the same on average either way, however. Luck is used for Lucky Strikes and stat roll saves, and it gives a small overall bonus to attack damage, attack accuracy, and dodging chance. The Magic Goes Away: The Paladins and Necromancers lose the ability to use their talents as a result of their actions in the "Edge of Extinction" event.
Werewolves originally had a large weakness to fire. Eventually each update made them even weaker to the point to where they would burn from the weakest fire sources. Even normal wolves aren't spared from the blazing weakness. Player characters with 'hybrid' builds, as they're called, can deal both physical and magical damage. The player can also meet Undead Spellswords which use similar attacks. Wands are magic weapons that typically cast spells instead of striking the enemy outright. The Banshee and Braken can do this to the player, and the player can also do this to enemies using certain weapons.
The Gandolphin healing spell provides a mana shield to deflect a small amount of damage. The Shield Generator item uses the player character's SP to reduce incoming damage. The Sea Fiend monsters use their SP as extra, regenerating health; the player has to either deal enough damage to bring their SP to zero to deal 'actual' damage or use a special weapon that specializes in ignoring Sea Fiends' SP shields.
Manual Leader, AI Party: The player can control the player character directly and choose which pets and guests to use. Pets and guests attack on their own, though they do not have as many battle options as the player character. The Many Deaths of You: Death animations are dependent on the armor the player is wearing. Some are more amusing than others—like the Zard superhero costumes, which are portrayed in a cheesy superhero manner. Sine qua non is a non-boss example. It has high hit points, no explicit weaknesses, and deals pitiful damage. The Night of Ninjas, while not particularly powerful, can take a long time to defeat, as, the name might imply, the player character has to fight through ninjas, three at a time.
Various armors, shields and weapons have 'triggers' that make them deal extra damage when they are out against certain enemies. Almost all of them are accompanied by some change in design. Ryuusei hunches over, grows Creepy Long Fingers , and sports glowing red eyes when acting as Omega. The'Galin points out that he doesn't necessarily have to look so creepy when acting out his role. Some of the miscellaneous items a player character can equip are masks and helms.
They typically boost an elemental and damage type resistance. The player can choose to invest stat points evenly between the six stat attributes. Most people do not build a character like this, however, since the corresponding boosts to damage, accuracy, hit points, and mana are spread too thinly to be of use. Any changes to the Endurance stat causes a corresponding change to maximum and current Hit Points. The Decimator armor's special skill allows the player to reduce the Endurance stat of a monster by between 10 and 50 points for a turn.
The vast majority of Moglins. The only exceptions are the evil Zorbak and Kabroz and the one and only badass Moglin in the game, Dewlok. Zorbak has healing magic, he just doesn't like to use it. One of the Death quests lets the player control him. He can indeed heal himself. A Dirty Snowman in "Frostval in July! According to the Dull Ramleon's description, this is the only way to free a being converted into Truphma. Sparing the undead paladin in "Failure to Communicant" allows the player to get the highest-tier versions of the Communicant set.
Minion with an F in Evil: Erebus tries to use Ardendor to gain access to Falerin's godly domain, but while Erebus is manipulative enough, Ardendor is His contribution to Erebus's war are 'reversed' monsters—that is, monsters that attack with a certain element and are weak against the same element in contrast to standard monsters that attack and resist the same element. Gameplay-wise, this allows players to use otherwise rarely-useful Full Set Bonuses to quickly take down Erebus's forces.
A Mogloween quest pits the player to fight against It's You! They are called alternate realities, and the roles of NPCs in them tend to be switched—Artix is a necromancer rather than a paladin, Galanoth is a dracomancer instead of a dragonslayer, and Ryuusei is fixed on the side of good rather than morally ambiguous. The Fishguts enemy and its pet version, Goldyfish hops and slides around from inside its fishbowl. The Desert Conqueror armor fills the player's head with breathable water, all the better to survive in a xeric desert. Explained , amazingly enough.
It's somewhere between a subversion, a parody, and a justification: Robina the Hood steals from the rich and gives to "the cute little cuddly-wuddly forest creatures! Some of the quest rewards are pet or guest versions of the enemies fought during the quest. In AdventureQuest , clowns are powerful demons from the inner circles of Heck that worship the demigod of mischief and induce fear upon their victims.
The Truphma convert clowns into Enemy Mimes that inflict Silence instead. Mogloween thrives with all sorts of spooky creatures; we have Zorbak's MonsterManiacs which consist of a werewolf, vampire, Frankenstein's monster, and fish monster. Other Mogloween quests has the player character fighting against mummies, skeletons, zombies, ghosts, and Moglin monsters. If the player character faces multiple of the same monster as a single encounter, they will use multiple attacks in the same turn.
However, to keep it fair for the player, they will only do at most double damage. However, there are two monsters—the Green Nasty and Legion—that do not adhere to this rule. These monsters keep dividing until there are eight copies of the original—and they don't deal reduced damage to compensate. The Robodeer pet has a small chance of dealing double damage on its attack. Numerous weapons can alternate between multiple forms to deal either damage of different elements, attack types, or leans. Bad thing is that now his powers are running amok around Lore without him to control them.
Other quests may have the player character battling multiple enemies as well. The player character can only activate one miscellaneous item at a time. For the item Beleqwaya's Gift, the description states that humans can't handle all three powers the Gift might be.
AdventureQuest relishes in adding mysterious masterminds to quest chains. At points, some of them meet and essentially compete to see which one of them is the more mysterious and ominous. The Devourer Saga Mythical Motifs: Ryuusei has an eastern dragon motif. He has a Fu Manchu mustache , red clothing with filigreed patterns, his Weapon of Choice is a staff adorned with a dragon's head, and the first name he chooses, translated from Japanese, can be interpreted as 'dragon'.
Despite being the god of Etherspace, Etherseid is mocked by human characters for looking like a tiny pony. Even his own minions laugh at his stature, which only enrages him more. This is decided by the staff group the Knights of Order KoO. They appear in-game in several places: In the April Fool's Day event, a Nerf Wraith turns the player character's sword into a foam covered version of the default warrior weapon.
After the quest, the player can purchase nerf pugil sticks, boffers, and guns as 'real' weapons. The Club Bouncer enemy is meant to be lethal, even though he wields the same Nerf Boffer weapon from the April Fools quest. Galanoth never takes off his armor—a fact that is lampshaded in the Snugglefest quest. His alternate counterpart is a Dracomancer, so his armor lacks a face-obscuring helmet; to prevent the player character from seeing his face, every quest with alternate Galanoth has some prop conveniently blocking his face , except for a split moment in "Us vs.
Death is rather commonplace in AdventureQuest , given the abundance of undead, NPCs threatening to kill each other and sometimes succeeding , and player character deaths. Because Death Is a Slap on the Wrist , there are clever ways to use magic to skirt death, and Death is a pretty nice guy about resurrecting people, mentions of the words 'kill' and 'die' aren't uncommon for a family-friendly game.
In contrast, Eukara Vox's "Seeking Silence" tries its darndest to explicitly avoid the topic of suicide. The online AQ encyclopedia entry for Morcef skirts around the words 'die' and 'kill', instead preferring 'terminate' and 'end', while many other entries just use the standard words. The crew thought it was a deserted island and are having a party. Did y'at least anchor her proper? You mean she's adrift??? I'm sure Floyd took good care of it before he started the party! Back to the matter at hand, why did you think putting Captain and Elizabeth inside a box would settle things?
This is my frigate, the Fantastical Fantasy Freighter! That explains nothing at all. Look, you know how those treasure chests show up when there's no one else around to do it? But I've never seen these crates or this boat before! I'm working behind the scenes making sure everything runs smoothly! If someone needs an item moved somewhere that can't be done with conventional magic, I ship it there! You're still not getting to the point. The point is that, as a Shipper, what better way to resolve conflict then to ship two people together aboard my ship! Ship two people together?
It's where you take two people who hate each other, put them in a convoluted situation that gets them talking, and they magically become friends! I'm not quite sure that's what that means. Are you sure you really help deliver things around Lore? You kinda just sound like some random fan making things up Looks like this "fan" is about to learn a tough lesson! Well, this has been probably the oddest rescue I've ever made.
Cap'n, think you can get us back home? Aye, but not from inside this blasted crate! Right, let's get you out of there! Summon Aquella Lv 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, , , G Play again! Leave 2 Text errors are underlined both in transcript above and below: He has a girlfriend near there so that's why I'm concerned Should be a period at the end.
Ninja-Chauns Somewhere in the Skraeling Desert Buzz off griffin, this treasure is mine! Seems to be a note attached to the neck We have already saved you the trouble of counting the money this monster world drop, and taken it as down payment. Please send the remaining balance of 8,,, to: Uncle Sham 1 Rainbow Way Tips are appreciated!
I'll be paying Sham a visit, but it won't be to make a payment. And-one and -tow and-three! Kick those toes higher! McWeasel, don' think I cannae see ya slackin' back there! Let's put some snap in them punches, lads! You've got a lot of nerve giving ME a bill after robbing the monster I was about to defeat! Come to pay ye bill have ya? Wha-- you're a martial arts trainer now? Figure it be a great time t' start up a new business. Right before ya beat a poor, helpless monster, we swoop in and do the deed ourselves.
Saves ya the trouble of carryin' all that loot. This isn't an instructional video. This is one of those mockbusters people make to fool the grandparents into thinking they are buying the real thing. Call it what ya will long-shanks. At 2 gold, I call it a sound investment. I think your bandana is on too tight.
I'm not paying that!! Got us a deadbeat here trying to skip out of her bill. Leprechaun top hat You are now wearing a Leprechaun's top hat! Twily doesn't even have neough money to pay attention! And now Sham wants my monies?? Rainbow This rainbow leads to Leprechaunia! You're out of luck and ninja-chauns, Sham. There were a couple secrets in the extras menu I didn't get to teach me boys yet. Know you'll know the full fury of Shinobi Sham! You sent Sham and his ninja-chauns packing back to Leprechaunia. Seems in their hurry the leprechauns left this chest behind. Open it up and whatever is in there is yours to keep!
Click the chest to open, reveals eighteen stacks of gold coins, gold bar, blue gem, red gem while a purple gem and two coins fall to the ground Get War Reward! Mearly some trees, swaying gently in the breeze. Hope you came prepared to hunt some terrifying beasts that are roaming unchecked in the Farthwark Wood! Twilly Twilly has healed you! Chest This treasure chest can only be opened by a Guardian. Guardian Only, You open the chest and find a hunter's helmet inside! If there is not enough Essences upon clicking Turn in!
You'll need to hunt more! Gorarog Form Lv 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, , , G Robina: I see this weapon lives up to Yulgar's usual excellent craftsmanship. Which monster do you want to hunt down? There is one catch If you lose a battle, or return to town, you will lose all of the essences that you collected an will need to start over. If you return to town, by the time you get back these essences will burn out and be ruined, so you will need to start over. The monsters are scattered around Farthwark and you will need to search a specific area for the beast to appear. If you can defeat the monster they will drop an essence.
Bring me 10 essences from a single monster and I will be able to fashion you a powerful weapon with Yulgar's help! That means with 6 monsters to hunt there are 6 weapons to collect! Which monster do you want to learn more about? The Forest Demon have been seen lurking around the northern woods using powerful magic to protect itself. I warn you, this is a very cunning monster. Bring back 10 Forest Demon essences and a mighty scythe will be your reward!
The Whomp hides in the woods to the south, ready to ambush unsuspecting travelers. This monster will not be easy to track. Bring back 10 Whomp essences and a powerful hammer will be your reward! The Water Witch is also able to defend herself with powerful magic. These sinister ladies have been spotted along the shoreline to the east. Bring back 10 Water Witch essences and a mystic staff will be your reward! Torch Foots - sorry, Torch Feet - have been seen lurking around the northern woods using powerful magic to protect itself.
Bring back 10 Torch foot essences and a powerful mace will be your reward! Fire Mantiks are voracious predators, often eating their own mates. Be very careful as this monster will not hesitate to make you it's next meal. Bring back 10 Fire Mantik essences and a devestating bow will be your reward! Gorarog are unnatural monstrosities, created by an unknown evil from simple, decorative gourds.
For what demented reason no one knows. Bring back 10 Gorarog essences and a powerful hammer will be your reward! Or if you prefer, those same 10 Gorarog essences can unlock your own Gorarog Form armor!! I'm ready to start hunting! Are you excited for the Grenwog Festival? Good luck finding those eggs! Yes, there's nothing like finding eggs on-??? It's the Grenwog Festival. I just said that. But there's only us here. I have a very bad feeling You know, that rogue drakel general that plagued us three years in a row?
The one that enhanced the Leprechauns with his famous alma-scichemy TM to turn gold into fuel for their war machine to take over the world? I KNOW who that was! Clearly your audience doesn't if you felt the need to explain such an obscure villain!! Besides, it's the wrong holiday, you dolt! I was really hoping that of all the villains brought back, it would be him instead of You DARE compare the demi-god of mischief and fortune to some pathetic lizard that tried three years in a row?!?
The wretch even tried time travel and failed miserably! He's still a far more memorable character then you are. Looks like he was steaming I make the punchlines around here! What did you do to Twilly? Now Twilly knows what a pinata must feel like.
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Where have you been? Why are you here? And probably most importantly, HOW are you here? Oh sure, NOW you want to know about my backstory. Maybe you should have thought of that before you tried stealing MY holiday!!! Grenwog isn't about you.
It is NOT Grenwog! Your prank has gone on long enough!! Those monsters approaching are clearly Grenwog Festival themed!! It's not a prank! Why would I be pulling a prank in the first place? As I said earlier, because it's the Day of Fools! I just showed you Grenwog-exclusive monsters. Then to answer one of your inane questions, explain how I am here!
You haven't figured out a way to release your bindings to be anywhere you please, have you? Would we even HAVE this conversation if that had happened? Do not speak of such sorrow! Today is a day of amusement! Now cease this garish festival before I get really mad. Wait, you haven't already done that yet? I can't even detect what magic was done. Who did you get to help you with this? It happens every year with everyone's help. Oh, so you don't want to reveal your tricks?
Since you cherish this charade so much, allow me to liven things up! Gaze in wonder, hero, as your little festival will have rotten egg all over the place! I need to see what he did!! Oh wait, I better go grab Twilly off that cliff first! Has anything strange happened? You mean something outside of the usual shenanigans for Grenwog? I could have sworn that he had done something here.
Just look at that Grenwog, headed right for you!
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Annyoing yes, but pretty normal for Grenwog Festival. Maybe I am just overreacting. Here, just look at this egg I just rescued! The eggs have never exploded before! I think I have a good idea of what's going on. Robina, where's the egg stockpile you have? Oh no, you don't! You're not getting any of my eggs for the Grenwog shop! You have to earn them like everyone else! Robina, the egg you just handed me exploded. If there's more of these exploding eggs in a large pile, it could blow up the town!!! Well, I already spent my eggs, except for that one.
Oh no, the Grenwog shop! If it has all those eggs inside it then Are you sure that one egg wasn't a fluke? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that it's not a fluke. That was a serious explosion. Do you have a plan to stop them from exploding? No, but I know someone who does! It's not that Lucky drakel guy, is it? How did I get summoned here? Loco is loose and is wreaking havoc on Grenwog with exploding eggs!
And really, exploding eggs? He keeps claiming that today is the Day of Fools! That's back too, I guess. Fortunately I anticipated such hijinks returning some dark day, and I have the materials for the containment spell at the ready. I will need some time to prepare it, however. How do we stop the eggs from exploding? The eggs clearly explode because of a reality shift that has replaced all the were-bunnies inside the eggs with explosions. However, the eggs themselves seem able to contain the explosion until the shell breaks. Ergo, you must boil them to harden the egg. What if we just put them in a room with a lot of pillows and stuff?
Such a fortress would undoubtedly attract the attention of the Grenwogs. One mistake while fighting them will result in the destruction of Battleon. I hate watching it and the egg not boiling in the water! Together we'll round up all the eggs. Are y'all done yet? The water hasn't even boiled yet! Gadzooks, this is taking forever! I'll just go beat Loco senseless like I've done in year's past. Where is that jokester?! And you only won those fights because I was amused by your actions.
You won't even be able to defeat my latest creation! I guess the old expression is true - don't put all your exploding eggs in one basket! Ok, you're going down Two Battles with Full Heal after each: You underestimated me, and now you're going to pay! First exploding eggs and now bad lightning puns?? How is that possible?
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You should be madly twitching on the ground from the electricity flowing through you-- too shocked to even speak, let alone stand! Clearly you've lost your A-material while you've been gone. I suppose I should at least acknowledge your presence with a fight. It'd be anti-climatic if we didn't have one. Here, have a full heal, on the house. Why did that hurt if it was meant to heal me?
Becauses it amuses me. As is your attempt to take me on. I can beat you like I did before! You've never really beat me that time. No, the YOU simply cleaned up my mess. But I thought-- Loco: Of course you did! It was all part of my plan. You put up such a struggle against me, I was moved to concede defeat.
However you never actually fought me. You aren't that important. Last year you were gone and it was the best Day of Fools ever. We celebrated it by not celebrating it! It was the best Day of Fools ever! We just laid arouond all day and gained experience and gold casually while sipping lemonade! We just relaxed all day, quite lazily. We called it LazyQuest. Well, I didn't exactly make it that way, but-- Loco: I will admit, your attempts to defeat me amused me.
Your hubris has gotten the better of you. Now the question is, do I continue torturing you, or just finish the job? You HAVE stopped my fun before, but you're also amusing. Is the spell ready? Do you really need to ask that? Sorry, that fight must have gone to my head Fortunately for you, Loco is in a weakened state right now, which is why you were able to survive his lightning blast. Ahhhh, that explains everything then. I thought it was odd that I only concocted one new monster to ruin your little Grenwog Festival. I will admit I haven't quite felt myself today. I wish I knew why. It's simple, today is Grenwog-- Loco: Yes, I know the timing is extremely improbable for two unrelated holidays to overlap on the very same day, but somehow it has occured.
If Grenwog and April Fool's really are on the same day, then the overlap would be too much for the planet to handle at full power, which means--!! Lore is only capable of handling one holiday at a time, after all. So, on this rare occasion, it compromised to let both holidays happen, each at reduced festivity. Wait, the planet did? How does that make sense? Allow me to deal with this nuisance now that the spell is complete! All this prattle was merely a distraction! I really AM off my A-game today.
But don't worry, I'll be back again, when there isn't' another holiday to ruin it! And then we'll see who laughs last!! How come no one remembered today was the Day of Fools? After last year, can you blame them? It was such a relaxing, lazy day! The lethargy caused us to forget that it comes around once a year. I don't suppose there's a reward shop around here? It's over here next to Twilly! I found him while looking for eggs, and he helped us to get the giant cauldron to hardboil the eggs. Who else has a giant cauldron around here? Loco Eggsplosion Lv 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, , , G Play again!
Past Loot Shop Guardian Tower! Should remove the second apostrophe. Paladin Saga Return to Order! It is a great day for adventure! And if this map from Mayor Eugene is correct, then that ancient Paladin Order should be nearby. No way, ya bonehead! That is a holy relic belonging to our Order! You cannot have it! Does that mean what I think it does? Those evil undead are attacking innocent leprechauns! What is it, boy?
I went through character growth and development in the last quest segment! These are the ghosts of the former residents of Old Belfount who have died defending the town. They've volunteered to help defend the city, and I'm using my powers to help fulfill their wishes! I still got grandkids living here, and there's no way I'm gonna let them get killed by ragtag mooks. Half right - I'm a necromancer, but I'm far from evil. I'm fighting to protect the innocent in my town, just like you are. I heard you before arguing with Mayor Hall.
You have to understand - Mayor Hall isn't evil! For the sake of our town, please! I'm not sure what you are, spirit, but you've got the same weaknesses that any normal spectre has. Somebody call a healer! We have to do something! He is hurt badly! We have to save him! We are getting help! By the Lady of Light! So if those undead are not necessarily evil, then what could be going on? Give back that shield! It belongs to our Paladin Order! That is a holy artifact of the Lady of Light that we're sworn to protect! If you continue, you risk the wrath of the Lady of Light, and us - faithful servants of all that is Good - will be forced to exact her justice!
We don' care 'bout good 'n' evil. All we care 'bout is GOLD! This grey morality thing is tough! Maybe I should ask? What is going on here? Who here is fighting for Goodness and Justice? More o' them do-gooders? I'll show ya what we be fightin' for! So those leprechauns are the evil ones here? I guess it depends on your definition of "evil". They ed, but they their e moral. They're the bad guys. And you fight for good? But you are undead! How can I trust you? You saw that that was a holy artifact. We're going to get it and take it back to our temple.
You can follow or stay out of the way. That was Holy Might - paladin magic! I am Alkali the Just, and my friend is Zabura the Righteous. I am Artix Krieger, a paladin and defender of good! I lost my magic and have been on a spiritual quest to get it back. We might be able to help with that, but first we must retrieve our artifact. Artix, you losing your powers It has been a while, but Yes, it was five years ago this February. Five years ago, the ley lines controlling paladin magic were destroyed.
We still do not know the source, but almost everyone in our Order lost their powers. Luckily, we were in possession of numerous ancient text, and have discovered a new way of harnessing paladin magic! You can talk later - they're just up ahead! Now ALL the gold'll belong to me, not just the gold that that "hero" said I could have! You two know each other? This miserable little leprechaun has been harrassing my home for years now! Yer the ones harassin' me, keepin' all'o'me gold to yerselves!! It is as I said before - his sense of morality is too distorted for him to know right from wrong.
Aye, and I'm about t' leave yer face distorted! Sham is defeated, and we got your artifacts back! Although it was shame we had to fight him. I pray that one day we're able to help him. Yyyyeah, you do that. Meanwhile I'll keep trying to hammer some sense into him. Artix, will you help us bring the artifacts back to our temple?
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