I laughed so hard I peed a little. Just a year or two later, Lower Saxony abolished tuition fees altogether. It encourages high school graduates to go learn a thing or two about the world and stop being such narcissistic little shit twisters. In general, Germans tend to be very well-traveled — especially the younger generations.
As a result, German men of sexable age tend to be open-minded, sensitive and respectful of other cultures. In my experience, German guys tend to be extremely modest. See, I come from America; our culture is fueled by unchecked egotism and blind self-confidence. Things like bragging, cockiness, and inexplicably high self-esteem are so normal they make me homesick.
When it comes to sex, we Americans are very prude. None of us would get to work safely. The country of Germany, on the other hand, is old as balls. Sure, the German Empire was formed in by the Prussians, but Germania has existed since the time before that one goody two-shoes got his ass crucified. And because Germany is right in the middle of Europe — greatly influenced by all of the countries surrounding it — its modern-day culture is very difficult to define.
What I can say, however, is that it is old, and with age comes maturity. Here are a few German cultural traits regarding sex I can confirm, having observed them with my own two eyeballs:. Oh, did you think this was going to be one long ass-kissing session? Like I wanted to endear myself to the young male population of Germany by listing all the ways in which they rule?
This is the part where I cut them right back down to size. If I exit the shower area right as another guy is entering, I will see, in exactly the following order: But then, America has a shit-ton of Christians too, and most of us had our birds cut while we were still fresh out of the womb. To cut or not to cut: That is the question. And according to the half-assed google search I just did, circumcision seems to be on the decline — at least in America. There are tons of reasons for this — all of which are hotly debated — but none of them matter at all, because uncircumcised dicks are fucking disgusting.
Thanks Mom and Dad! Now, does it make logical sense that an altered body part should look better than a natural one? But still, we pierce our ears, right? We get tattoos, shave our pubes, wear makeup and lift weights to try and achieve a physique with which we were not genetically gifted. These are all examples of cultural body modification for the sake of beauty, and when a certain type of beauty is popular for long enough, it becomes the standard. Sure, uncircumcised dongs will likely come back into fashion, as will big hair, quaaludes and s porno pubes, but I for one will be crying the day that happens.
Except for the quaaludes part. Although I have strongly recommended throughout this post that you have sex with a German dude, just remember to use protection. German dudes are awesome. When compared to the rest of the knuckle-dragging primates of the world, the great apes of Germany score a record-setting 5 out of 5 Merkel Diamonds:. Thanks for the interesting text. Having spent some time in Germany I find that you speak the truth on most subjects pertaining to the German male, having married one, I should know. I noticed that Germans from the Alsace-Lorraine region tend to be taller and thinner than the Southern Germans, ie; Bavarians.
Like Liked by 1 person. I mean, sausages, pork, beef? Yes I have visited the states and had some American guys. I also make a Zumba course so being able to dance also helps. A culture that concentrates on self-decreeing their fantasies becomes what is described in the book of Romans , first three chapters. Sure Germany is a country full of smart people, but not necessarily Wise people.
I believe in positive, helpful, interesting but wise information. Call you old fashioned? You arent doing or saying anything wise, do should you call yourself stupid?
You have to decide that for yourself. Righteous you are not. Proud- yes, you are proud. In Jesus name, Amen. Christoper Davis, your comment has come up in my notifications. Considering I married a German man, I wholeheartedly agree with this post! Well, in Germany boys were only circumcised for either religious reasons and that is even debated now as they say it is genital mutilation, like FMG, just slightly less invasive — or because the boys were suffering from phimosis. It was never that popular here as it was in the US.
Personally I know what I would prefer, but this is not about my preferences but about somebody elses body. For the rest I can only say, prejudices, prejudices. Germans are thought to be the most ugly persons in this world there is this website for beautiful people in which Germans scored last — well we are not called the ugly Germans for nothing. The website is BeautifulPeople. Germans are getting more and more stupid, The attention span is lessening significantly. Not prude, OK, I will give you that.
But that is more prevalent in older people, strange enough. Younger people are getting more and more conservative! Maybe from your experiences in bad men there not humble etc. I have ,more to say but I on my phone take that in to consideration while you read this.
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Conservatives build, not destroy good things. I agree young people see and often have to live with parents and peers making morally depraved spectacles of themselves , and getting further and further from the truth. Good to hear the comment about conservative.
Like Liked by 2 people. I saw the title of this post, and I had to go get a sausage out of the fridge to have with my beer while I read it! I know several German men and can personally verify , although I would add with regard to 3: As for 4 and 5… alas, the sexy German man I have a crush on is in Germany and I am stuck in the US for the foreseeable future. So… could you follow up with a blog post about how a short, round, crazy American woman could convince a smart, sexy German man that he should marry her? As far as I can tell he likes me because he can be himself and I check his ego.
If I could post a picture, I would but he is tall, handsome, brilliant, and nerdy as advertised. The issues with dryness and the loss of sensitivity aside — you really think a cut dick looks good? With those scars, skin bridges, the general disfigurement?
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You must also like the look of varicose veins. As an American female who was married for many years to a German and has dated more than a few still living in Germany , my opinion is that the uncut version is better—natural, untouched. In fact, circumcised men are likely the minority in the world. Circumcised men and boys are the minority in the world. First of all, have they ever seen their own genitalia? How is dry, rough, tough, scarred, discoloured skin on genitals more appealing? Human insanity and stupidity at its finest.
You know, I always had this thing about Italian men but maybe I have to reconsider…hmmm. I have always wanted to visit Germany so maybe now I have some extra motivation as a straight single gal. OMG your blog cracks me up! Thanks for the morning laugh and something to think about. In my opinion, just appearance wise, Germans look better than Italians. And Germans are famous for their punctuality and being awesome with mechanics. In the meantime, Italians are infamous for their abundance of love and stuff.
Because what do women need other than love?
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What parts of Germany have you been to? There are many racists in the country, especially the former East Germany. Especially with the refugee crisis reawakening Far-Right feelings across Europe, mostly Hungary, Sweden, and sadly, Germany. They are said to be the most racist European country, Russia being number one. I personally enjoy the Vikings from Norway.
Plus has freakishly good upper body strength. Well…this is almost totally untrue. Most German guys are weak, passive aggressive. Most Americans have to struggle with education, and complete it on their own terms, with great personal expense and sacrifice. Because education is almost free in Germany, it really does not mean a lot. The standards of education are much lower — so someone with an advanced degree in Germany does NOT equate to an advanced degree in America. Otherwise, why would a Doctor or Lawyer not be able to easily practice in the United States?
Yes, the human body is not seen as a sex object in Germany — necessarily. Additionally, German advertising does include naked flesh…the better to sell their product! Germans are not prudish, however the sex act does not mean as much either…it can be the culmination of a good night out, not as an expression of love — of course, I may be old fashioned in this way of thinking.
They do tend to dress better, albeit in a European way — what American dude looks good in spangled skinny jeans? Pretty harsh appraisal of a very awesome people, Spaceghost But thank you for reading and commenting! Have a great weekend! I am german and have lived in Germany all my life.
The education in my state and the others is considerd very hard and good and it has nothing to do with how much you pay for it. Of course there are some people to do that but not more than in every other country. German system of education inferior to the American? I only work part time and my German husband still offers to cook after a long workday sometimes and he still thanks me nearly every day for doing the laundry or cleaning the bathrooms. Every single one of his friends is the same!
They are all kind, thoughtful, and incredibly romantic. Generally they are taught how to properly clean themselves even without a full shower. My guy puts on deodorant twice a day and a spritz of cologne every morning. He always smells fantastic even after a long day of work. And where do you get off saying they are weak and passive?!
I have yet to meet a single passive-aggressive German. They say what they mean and do not shy away from confrontation! And do you seriously believe the American educational system is better than the German?! For example, there are three different levels of high school. However, at that point, they help you focus on possible careers and teach you how to be a good employee.
You even have a 2-week stint as an intern so you can start learning how to work. The school systems are EXTREMELY practical, and rather than everything being so damn standardized like in the States, students can focus their studies in high school such as language arts or math and science. My husband was educated in the Gymnasium the highest level of high school , and he only completed the 10th grade. Let me guess… you were a soldier living on a military base and almost never had an honest-to-goodness heartfelt conversation with a German.
Because I seriously cannot fathom how you could genuinely believe these things if you ever actually met more than one German during your time here. Yes sure… you say you lived for 25 years in germany? You know german and the germans very well for 25 years… rofl. Have a nice day hater ;. Yeah ok you have some points but i disagree with you on some things. As a student in Germany you have to be more disciplined you do not have Professors always on your case about attendance usw.
And i know my English is not perfect. I want to ask though did you have much practice speaking German since the 25 years? This is so true! German men are passive and rather weak in personality. I learned this the hard way, and over time. Plus be careful with attitudes about money—you may find yourself at odds with this particular cultural difference!!
This all may be true, but German guys are very crap at expressing their attraction, I found. I had a few guys I went on dates with, even one guy I was very close with, all could have had some alone time with me but I lost interest after such a long time without any hint from their side. Oh, and could I please request a piece on how awesome German women are next? Sorry, but as an American woman, I generally agree with Spaceghost The German dating scene is terrible. I had three non-negotiable requirements for a potential partner: No joke, it took six years on the German dating scene in two different cities to find someone with those three attributes.
Most of the guys with a sense of humor were chain-smoking alcoholics. It was almost like I had insulted their manhood by pursuing more education than they had. Even men who had PhDs themselves suddenly got quiet. Thankfully, it was love at first sight with the first man I met who had my three non-negotiable attributes.
I will admit that German men make for awesome platonic drinking friends and roommates, though. They sit down to pee and are generally a whole lot more tidy than their American counterparts. Are we suuuuuure the Germans were the problem here? Glad you finally found one! This is what I was worried about! This post hit the nail on the head! You delivered the truth about all of the nerdy adonis hybrids that are younger German men with such comedic wittiness and grace. About number 5, as an American woman who has experienced both cut and uncut, I think the state of the tip does not ultimately matter, but I must admit German men do provide a, um, smoother, more pleasant ride.
Like one of those well-engineered German cars. I am a dude and I suddenly want to go back and really spend time in Deutschland. South African men are really beautiful too, probably lots of German blood there. I was uncut, but a recurring case of phimosis resulted in a circumcision. I do miss my helmet a bit, but it is easier to keep clean.
I love that men could be handsome yet, unaware of it, modest and stylish all at same time. German Manner are complicated as hell!!! But they are Kings in the bedroom. In Hannover the guys are quite cold: Agree with all your observations except the uncut cock part. I love uncut dicks. They look so inviting, have a scent that is a real turn on and they seem to be so much more sensitive to cut cocks. He has literally stood me on a dinner chair just so we can see eye to eye.
Upside is that he gives me divine neck rubs of an evening. He is a university professor and the second most intellectual man I have ever met. I have a degree in pharmacy, another in law and am soon to embark on a third in engineering yes my interests are varied.
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I find his interactions with me deeply thoughtful and engaging. He is not the least bit cold or distant though he slightly reserved. My German professor is definitely not a prude but he confuses me. For some reason he can mutter the word orgy and say the most suggestive things yet is uncomfortable when I shout cock. He named his Charles but changed it when I protested that my kitty resented being a Camilla. He has a thick and rather endearing German accent despite living in Australia for the last 15 yrs.
From their research on men in the Taiwanese military, Shu and Lung concluded that "paternal protection and maternal care were determined to be the main vulnerability factors in the development of homosexual males". Key factors in the development of homosexuals were "paternal attachment, introversion, and neurotic characteristics".
Research also indicates that homosexual men have significantly more older male siblings than the homosexual women, who, in turn, have significantly more siblings than heterosexual men. Heterosexual marriage was significantly linked to having young parents, small age differences between parents, stable parental relationships, large numbers of siblings, and late birth order. Children who experience parental divorce are less likely to marry heterosexually than those growing up in intact families.
For men, same-sex marriage was associated with having older mothers, divorced parents, absent fathers, and being the youngest child. For women, maternal death during adolescence and being the only or youngest child or the only girl in the family increased the likelihood of same-sex marriage. Results from a twin study were consistent with moderate, primarily genetic, familial effects, and moderate to large effects of the nonshared environment social and biological on same-sex sexual behavior; the study concluded that, for same-sex sexual behavior, shared or familial environment plays no role for men and minor role for women.
The study, including approximately three times as many people as the previous largest study on this subject, indicates that it is significantly more statistically reliable. It links sexual orientation in men with two regions of the human genome that have been implicated before. Another region in the twist of chromosome 8, known as 8q12, was first identified in Most researchers attribute this to prenatal environmental factors, such as prenatal hormones.
In their landmark study of sexual behavior in the United States—reported in the Social Organization of Sexuality —the University of Chicago sociologist Edward Laumann and his colleagues found that homosexuality was positively correlated with urbanization of the place of residence at age The correlation was more substantial among men than women.
The authors hypothesized that "Large cities may provide a congenial environment for the development and expression of same-gender interest. In Denmark, people born in the capital area were significantly less likely to marry heterosexually, and more likely to marry homosexually, than their rural-born peers. Miron Baron stated, "Some cultures — for example, the Assyrian and Graeco - Roman — were more tolerant of homosexuality.
The behavior was practiced openly and was highly prevalent. Sexual patterns are to some extent a product of society's expectations, but it would be difficult to envisage a change in the prevalence of the genetic trait merely in response to changing cultural norms. In the US, there has been an increasing number of women developing an attraction for other women.
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The American Psychiatric Association states: Sexual abuse does not appear to be more prevalent in children who grow up to identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual, than in children who identify as heterosexual". One study in the Journal of the American Medical Association reported that "Abused adolescents, particularly those victimized by males, were up to 7 times more likely to self-identify as gay or bisexual than peers who had not been abused".
However, the study went on to state that victims may self-identify as gay or bisexual before the abuse occurs, implying that their non-heterosexual orientation and identity is not caused by the abuse, and reported that no longitudinal study had determined a causal relationship between sexual abuse and sexual orientation. In a year longitudinal study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior , although the authors found that men with histories of childhood sexual abuse were more likely to report ever having had same-sex sexual partners, they did not find any "significant relationships between childhood physical abuse or neglect and same-sex sexual orientation in adulthood"; neither men nor women with histories of childhood physical abuse, sexual abuse, or neglect reported more same-sex sexual partners in the previous year or same-sex romantic cohabitation compared to men and women without such histories.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Fraternal birth order and sexual orientation. A Population Study of Twins in Sweden". Archives of Sexual Behavior. Marriages, Families, and Relationships: Making Choices in a Diverse Society. Retrieved January 11, The most recent literature from the APA says that sexual orientation is not a choice that can be changed at will, and that sexual orientation is most likely the result of a complex interaction of environmental, cognitive and biological factors Principles and Practice of Psychiatric Nursing.
No conclusive evidence supports any one specific cause of homosexuality; however, most researchers agree that biological and social factors influence the development of sexual orientation. Delivering Culturally Competent Nursing Care. Retrieved January 10, Most health and mental health organizations do not view sexual orientation as a 'choice. Psychological Science in the Public Interest.
Archived from the original on July 22, Retrieved January 1, The Royal College of Psychiatrists. Retrieved 13 June American Journal of Sociology. Retrieved 10 September Last year, for example, one of the biggest issues that my students took on was the issue of all gender washrooms in our school because they felt it was unjust that a student who identified as trans or gender non-binary would not have a comfortable place to go. So they started writing letters to the principal.
The principal is really kind and responsive, and set up all-gender washrooms on every floor of our school.
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She was not being malicious; her intent was to protect me and take care of me, but that was unfortunate. What do you think you learned from the experience of being told to stay closeted? I was really, really shaken by it. I think that held me back from coming out in my first job as a teacher.
I remember in the first year that I was teaching, I kept imagining these, like, big moments where I would have a very important talk with my students about what it meant to be gay. It took those experiences for me to feel okay coming out at work. Your husband, Chris, is also a teacher in Toronto, but in a public Catholic school, and his experience has been pretty different, right? I can move to any school in Toronto and I could be as out as I am, and the board would stand behind me.