Not all quests are destined to end well. Chaos and bloodshed fill the three realms of the dark fantasy world of Kamin. Urith, the Clovel Destroyer, continues his search for the ….
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Over one hundred and fifty years ago, the world of Antembra suffered a cataclysmic event that threw the planet into chaos and disarray. An unfinished ritual, referred to as the …. This is a book where a husband and wife are taken to a fantasy realm. There they catch a glimpse of what it might mean to see why it is that some things happen the way they do.
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God of Rain av Stephen Brooke. Passing of the Gods av David C.
Draylon - God Killer av Kenneth Balfour. Night Life of the Gods av Thorne Smith. Downfall of the Gods av Gordon Brewer.
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Gods Who Walk av C. Dream of the Ways of God? Fury of the Gods av L. Whereupon Gidiemides, God of Distasteful Fetishes, took pity on Ledermeister and transformed his body into a urinal at a truckstop cafeteria. Called Furies, or more often by the euphemisms "Girlfriends" or sometimes "Critics", these heavenly avengers are responsible for punishing lapses in good taste.
When Tarquin, interior designer of the Western Holy Wood, was spurned by his lover Jeremy for the attentions of a callow youth without so much as an expresso-maker to his name, and prayed to Draylon, the God of Color Coordinated Fabrics to be avenged for this insult, it was the Furies whom the God sent to punish the errant lover.
Melmonides of Saratoga offended the powerful witch of Ithaca and was cursed to suffer the pangs of unrequited love for a blond Bane of the surf who cared not for other men. Consumed by love, the wretched man approached the Bane time and time again, offering gifts of money and fine jewels, but was each time rebuffed and sent home in misery. Finally Melmonides journeyed South to seek out Arneisias, prophet of the Western Holy Wood, who had in his time been both man and woman and whose wisdom in matters of this kind was said to be unrivalled.
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Encountering the prophet at his duties in the temple of Callas, Goddess of Overrated Sopranos, Melmonides flung himself at his feet and begged piteously for advice. Then you must robe yourself in a white satin petticoat and a button-down dress of dark hue whose hem lies not more than one inch above the knee, and wear upon your head a pillbox hat with a short veil of concealment. When the Bane passes by, you must look at him thusly and say "Got a light?
Then shall he be seized by the Spell of the Forties, and will be yours to do with as you will. Never reveal to him that which is beneath your petticoat, for then shall the Spell be broken. So Melmonides thanked the prophet for his advice and returned to his home in Saratoga, where he followed the old man's sage advice.
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The hapless Bane, seized by the irresistable Spell of the Forties and smitten with a feeling as though the music of a mighty string orchestra had just swelled to an unbearable volume, agreed to walk Melmonides back to his appartment, as was only right and proper under the circumstances. There did the Bane agree to a nightcap; but once inside the appartment, the foolish Melmonides, forgetting the warning of Arneisias, threw off his dress and petticoat in his passion.
Then the Spell was broken and the enraged Bane strangled the hapless Melmonides, though Sirdavidleanae, God of Poignant Endings, reincarnated him as a transvestite serial killer in a Jonathan Demme movie.