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Will never forget the time that I told a prospective employee that our offices are usually located in strip clubs. As a former Disney Cast Member any time I see a small child I feel compelled to get down on their level and ask about their day. Not work related but My husband and I were walking around in our yard looking at the various plants.


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He noticed one that he didn't remember planting and ask what that was. My reply - "I don't know. Maybe some nut buried a squirrel there. One time I was in a really intense argument with my boyfriend and my phone rang and I was so upset that I answered it and said, "thank you for calling [place where I work], this is Anna speaking, how may I help you today?

We were calling central Oregon, looking for people who would do a survey over the phone.


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So, I call this number in Oregon, the phone just rings as I chit chat with my roommate. Suddenly, a woman answers.

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I imagine some woman staring at her phone, wondering what the heck that was all about. I worked an answering service for 10 years. One time I told a woman I'd page the vet on call for her sick child. She said, "you mean pediatrician? My dog is just fine.

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I asked him if he wanted me to page the on-call doctor. He said, "No, you're at home. Go back to sleep. After 5 years of studying computer science to get my Masters, I was quite used to hitting a button to the right of doors in order to enter or exit secure rooms. Then when I started working every time I walked into a room or left, I would hit the spot next to the door automatically So basically, I would announce that I was entering the room by turning of the lights or leave the room and turn off the lights leaving my co-workers sitting in the dark.

I was really sleepy one morning and went to the little corner market for coffee. I was in there pretty frequently but this time when I was saying bye to the older gentleman who owned it I said "Love You, Bye". I didnt go in for two months from embarassment but once I did he gave me free coffee. He was going on a local morning news show to talk about an upcoming event. As a psychiatry resident we'd work nights doing emergency evals, and on a busy night would have a bunch of reports to dictate before we could go home and sleep. I use to work with in memory care at a nursing home so it was working with a lot of Alzheimer and demintia patients.

Well some of them would need help with eating and drinking. Well my mom asked for a glass of milk. I return with the milk and tried to put the straw to her lips, she just stared at me. We still laugh about it! Amanda Danger Monson Report.

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When I offered to help my supervisor with removing a mop head,several years back. It was stuck and she was making some weird movements when trying to remove it. It's really bad but you look like you're fisting someone. I used to answer the phone at work by saying "Good morning or afternoon then name of the business this is Ellen, may I help you? He calmly replied, "Ok, but I barely know you.

In my old job, I was trying to package something for a customer. But it wouldn't fit. I worked in a fancy restaurant for years. We always set up salad bar for dinner. Well one night I was a little behind. Everything was all set except nothing had tongs in it. So essentially it wasn't ready for customers. Well the hostess was unaware of this and from what she saw it looked ready so she let this group of ppl through to start their salads. I came running through the line with tongs and had forgotten what they were called. Anyway so I was hurridly placing them around the salad bar exclaiming " Wait, they need thier tonsils!

I work at a horse barn full time. I make clicking or kissing noises to try to get people to move and kind of herd them around. Bonnie Lee Chapek Report. At that point I try to remember why I started my blog, for me myself and I.

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Did I write that? In my opinion the only way to deal with writers block is to write through it, trying to turn off your inner critic and just write.

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Incredibly easier said than done! You just described my problem perfectly! When I find myself stuck on a post, or incapable of expressing what I want in a meaningful way. I do a musical post. Bunch of YouTube videos with snippy comments from me. Hope the block breaks soon, the longer it goes, the more self doubt creeps in. You are commenting using your WordPress.

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