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Warble's shop, where he manufactures the personality-changing pills the mad scientist's laboratory is described. Warble begins his address by promising the crowd that they are about to witness history in the making, a moment they will long remember and recount to their progeny. Warble prepares for the news conference announcing his new company by duding himself up in outlandish clothing.

Warble dives headlong into the work of building his business.

He spends all day every day working out the business plan and polishing the speech he will give at a news conference unveiling his new service. For reasons only Warble could explain and does , he decides to settle in Coeur d' Alene, Idaho.

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His next attempt at fame and fortune is founding a company named BioTrans, which will provide what Warble terms "personality transplants. Before reaching Eureka, Warble is scared away by giant status of Paul Bunyan and Babe on the side of the road.


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He takes these as signs meant for him that he will be killed in his sleep, sawn asunder like a log in a lumber mill, if he stays in Eureka. He "blows it," though, when he disses one of the products when he thinks nobody is watching or recording him. Warble decides he needs a sidekick, but gives no consideration to Mary as such. He advertises in the paper for "The Bullfrog.

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Warble sets up his first "photo op" as the Color-Blind Chameleon: When Mary awakens the next morning, she finds a strange note on the pillow left by Warble, who has signed it "The Color-Blind Chameleon. Everywhere he and Mary go, Warble concocts a cockamamie scheme to get fabulously rich and to propel himself to the pinnacle of society, where his fame - so he reasons, anyway - will make him safe from the forces supposedly arrayed against him.

Among several other ventures, Warble: Forms a polka punk band in St. Augustine, Florida; Creates a reality-TV show named 'Bad Boyz Behind Barz', which makes use of webcams in federal penitentiaries; Markets himself as a super-hero, 'The Color-Blind Chameleon', using his manufactured fame to land lucrative endorsement contracts; and founds a biotech firm that produces and sells a pill which transforms the pill ingester's personality. Finally, after serving a term as governor of the state of Wisconsin, Warble, along with his wife Mary as his Vice Presidential running mate, is elected President of the United States.

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