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She failed the plus, so her father, an Admiralty official, dipped into his savings for a convent education, or we should never have heard of her. Next she won a place for another undergraduate degree at Oxford, where she failed to do better than a Third, because she spent so much time at the Union, where she failed to become President.
So convincing is her account of failing to secure Conservative nominations and then failing to win a seat that when she reaches the green benches in , her 40th year, we feel that it has taken longer, much longer. She had by then failed at Unilever, where her enthusiasm for floating bath soap failed to find favour.
She failed to finish a novel. She failed her driving test.
Even her relic of the Berlin Wall was thrown away by the cleaner. Yes, but why are those she wants to win so unlikely to do so?
Strictly Ann: The Autobiography
The authorised biography of Oliver Reed. Widdecombe claims peerage blocked due to 'opposition to fox hunting'. Christians are the butt of bad jokes. NoViolet Bulawayo returns to her homeland. Something must account for that hectoring tone, reinforced by a closing of fluttering eyelids. Why did it take so long for her to be made a minister? Some of her oddball status may stem from her years, from five to eight, with her parents in Singapore. She remembers haunting an old air-raid shelter, even though it was forbidden because of snakes. She does not recall the sleepwalking incident during which she announced: W hen Ann Widdecombe appeared on Strictly Come Dancing in , the judges were not complimentary, describing her variously as "a dancing hippo", "a Dalek in drag" and " the Ark Royal ".
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Len Goodman, exasperated that she had somehow crept into the quarter finals, likened her to haemorrhoids: Fortunately, a cure for Len's painful posterior was just around the corner. The following week, she finally made her exit, she and Anton having scored just 14 points out of Widdy had been dragged across the Blackpool ballroom "like a Hoover or something" for the last time. Is Widdecombe's writing any better than her dancing? About the best you can say for her prose is that it is accurate.
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Her grammar is fine — Ann is a stickler for grammar — and her anecdotes make sense in that they have a beginning, a middle and an end. Her attention to detail is exemplary, if you're the kind of reader who really does long to know precisely where she stands on the matter of apostolic succession or Michael Howard's sacking of the former director of HM Prison Service, Derek Lewis.
But in every other respect her memoirs bear a strong resemblance to her paso doble: Mostly she disdains description of any kind, using adjectives only in moments of extremis when she will concede the occasional "pleasant", "tasteful" or high praise "competent". Her impression of him was one of "immense holiness".
Strictly Ann: The Autobiography by Ann Widdecombe
Of course none of this would be an insurmountable problem if the bones of her story pulled you along. But this is hardly a tale of derring-do. Widdecombe grew up in the West Country and the far east, where her father worked for the Admiralty. The Second World War: Guide To Better Acol Bridge.
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