Size Matters (Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters Book 2)

But In Size Matters we find out the Kristy has been extremely unlucky in love. Like beyond unlucky in love. Oh and Kristy really should never beat on anything. She is guaranteed to lose. Kristy takes yet another beat from her best pal. What is the bet? No way, no how, not ever going to happen. You see Kristy has sworn off dating cops.

But then women's shelter she runs is broken into and she comes face to face with the most amazing man she has ever seen. She is so funny. Her characters are fun and have some of the most colorful language I have ever read. I often wonder where the heck Robyn grow up at to learn such language. I received a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for an honest review. This review is my own opinion and not a paid review.

Oct 04, Kathy rated it really liked it.

In this outing, after losing a bet to her best friend, Rena, Kristy is forced to take Rena's Aunt Phyllis to her Bigfoot meetings. When the group is chosen for a reality series, Kristy is selected as the unwilling host for the show and she, along with a several of the wacky yet lovable members, are of Robyn Peterman's Size Matters is another outrageously zany caper that is just as over-the-top and hilarious as the first book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series, How Hard Can It Be? When the group is chosen for a reality series, Kristy is selected as the unwilling host for the show and she, along with a several of the wacky yet lovable members, are off to Duluth to hunt for the big hairy beast.

Size Matters has a motley cast of characters that are lewd and crude but they each sport a heart of gold. Heading up this assorted group is Kristy and boy, is she in midst of a run of bad luck. Having her heart broken by her last cop boyfriend, she is giving dating a vacation when she meets Mitch, an amazingly gorgeous man who is keeping some secrets that might just spell trouble for their relationship.

Kristy has had atrocious luck with men and she is certainly entitled to a few trust issues, but her attraction to Mitch is impossible to resist. They have only just begun secretly due to another bet with Rena dating, when she learns he has not been completely truthful with her. The final nail in their relationship coffin is Mitch's inability to tell her details about his super secret law enforcement job.

In the aftermath of another disastrous romance, the hunt for Bigfoot is looking pretty attractive to Kristy. Accompanying her on the reality show mis adventure: They enthusiastically embark on their search for Sasquatch, but their suspicions are soon aroused by the producers of the show.

But the scariest thing for Kristy? The possibility that she is rethinking her position on Bigfoot's existence and Mitch's unexpected reappearance in her life.

The plot of Size Matters is ridiculous and silly but that is what makes it such a fun read. The dialogue is peppered with crude language that is humorous but it is also a little repetitious. The colorful cast of characters is likable and full of hidden depth. The romance between Mitch and Kristy is deliciously sexy and their sex scenes are scorching hot.

All in all, another delightfully enjoyable read by Robyn Peterman. I am definitely looking forward to the next madcap installment of the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series! Dec 06, Sarah rated it it was amazing. If you like tightly woven, believable storylines with carefully crafted plots, then keep moving to the back of the room, please, while the rest of us Bigfoot-believing adventurers get ready for the show.

HOWEVER, if you have a sense of humor, if you love to laugh so much you snort, if you love sweet and sexy romance, and if you have a profound respect for the creatively profane then you will ADORE this book! Robyn Peterman's books are brief vacations to a world of loveable nuts, screwballs, misfi If you like tightly woven, believable storylines with carefully crafted plots, then keep moving to the back of the room, please, while the rest of us Bigfoot-believing adventurers get ready for the show. Robyn Peterman's books are brief vacations to a world of loveable nuts, screwballs, misfits and freaks, all taking part in loopy adventures while a romance plays out with the more "normal" hero and heroine.

One of my favorite things about her writing is that the more normal characters discover their inner freak, while the nutty characters become more normal as we get to know them. The author obviously has great affection for her characters, and as wacky as they are, she writes them with respect. Which is an incredible accomplishment with this motley crew. I am more than happy to suspend my questionable mental stability in order to hang out in her world.

Kristy is a dedicated and compassionate woman who has been burned in love. Mitch is the hottest thing on two legs but he has a mysterious law enforcement job requiring hm to be gone for long periods of time to secret locations, triggering Kristy's trust issues. But her traveling companions are so much more than they seem, and just as Kristy is learning to like them for who they are, she may lose them, and Mitch, forever.

Aunt Moon-Unit is back home battling her evil chi with the help of alien guests , researching the suspicious reality-show producers, while the Bigfoot, Inc. After Boo proposes laying a false trail of Sasquatch pubic hair to protect the big guy, Mrs. The fact that all of this makes complete sense is an indication of the hilarity of the story. Go read this and laugh and let your freak flag fly! Sep 25, Denise Shirley carter rated it it was amazing. This was another winner by Robyn Peterman. I loved Kristy, she was the mostly sane one in a band of psychos as opposed to Rena from HHCIB who was as psycho as the rest of her band in her book.

I really enjoyed Kristy's relationship with Rich, and the hotness with Mitch. It was the best of both worlds. Edith and Mrs C, who you ended up disliking in Book 1, really found their way into your hears by the end of this book. So many hilarious scenes in this book, hard to pick just one. But the visuals of the final scenes were awesome. I will say this, be prepared to laugh a lot, snort laughing. And if you are from the Minneapolis area, well that is just a bonus, because the hot dish references are fantastic!!! Book 3, Candy's book Size Matters is hilarious. The hero, Mitch is smoking HOT.

I highly recommend all of Robyn's books for a laugh. I love Robyn Peterman's books. They are filled with side-splitting laughter and hot romance. Her lose quickly becomes unbearable when she is wrangled into going on a Big Foot hunt to create a television show Size Matters is hilarious. Her lose quickly becomes unbearable when she is wrangled into going on a Big Foot hunt to create a television show with her Big Foot Group. During a meeting, Kristy meets hunky cop Mitch and instant sparks fly. Unfortunately, Kristy has sworn off cops and has bet her best friend that she will not date Mitch.

Not willing to lose another bet, Kristy must stay far away from Mitch. Eagerly anticipating the next book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series. Can't wait to see what sort of trouble Robyn Peterman has come up in that crazy mind of hers! Oh my lovely funny wonderful Robyn Peterman, you have done it again. I laughed out loud more times than I can count, I cried, and I fell madly in love not just with Kristy and Mitch but the whole crazy gang.

Apr 17, Archer rated it really liked it Shelves: Well well, that was one hell of a ride. I now want my own set of wild and crazy friends like Mrs. C and Edith and I can totally be friends with Mariah. Hell wait I think I have own very own Boo friend and my mother and other mother could totally be the old asshat ladies who knit well minus the knitting I'm to afraid they might stab someone. Loved it, can't wait for the next book. Candace should be another wild and crazy ride.

Nov 14, Amanda rated it it was amazing. Loved the plot of the book, there was always something interesting going on in the book. I can't wait to read another book by the author. Sep 11, Jowanna rated it really liked it. Robyn Peterman has done it again combining and unforgettable, hysterically, zany story with steamy hot love and incredible sex ;. Don't miss out on this series and it's novellas. You won't be sorry. Oct 28, Melissa Spears rated it it was amazing. Size Matters is a fun quick too quick read that has you laughing out loud more than once.

Mitch and Kristy are on a wild ride to romance with a Yeti, 2 crazy ladies, some dysfunctinal sisters and lots of laughs! This book is well worth the read!!!! Oct 27, Sara rated it it was amazing.

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Review available at The Book Vixen http: Warning for the faint of heart: This book is filled with naughty bits and cursing that will make a sailor blush. Wait, is that a warning or an endorsement? Marie's Tempting Reads Review: I knew after reading the first few sentences of chapter one I was in for another hilarious riot. I laughed, I cried, I was even speechless with the variety of words for the female bits. To say I couldn't put this book down is a understatement. Every time I went to put my kindle down to do something, I was smiling, anticipating what would happen next in Marie's Tempting Reads Review: Every time I went to put my kindle down to do something, I was smiling, anticipating what would happen next in the book until I couldn't stand it anymore and dived for my kindle again, eagerly devouring the words on the pages.

I really thought Edith and Mrs. C were a real hoot! They seemed so mean yet by the end you actually find out they care.. Boo and Mariah were really interesting to get to know. Boo was a psychic and such a tender hearted person and Mariah is a tiny woman with anger issues that tends to solve problems by breaking noses and kneeing testicles. She may sound like a man but when I found out why, I nearly cried. I found myself wishing constantly that he was real. Kristy is a sweet person who runs a homeless shelter and is just as fun as her best friend Rena who ended up falling HARD for Mitch from the moment she meets him.

When she is forced to go on a Bigfoot hunt do to a bet she lost, things turn funny and she ends up having a good time, even when she is missing Mitch.. This was another laugh-out-loud romantic comedy with good, fun, sexy characters, plenty of adventures, and amusing dialogue that will have you rolling on the floor laughing your butt off and the sparks between Mitch and Kristy is out of this world, and the sex is definitely VERY satisfying. Size Matters is one of those books I want to read over and over again just to see if I missed anything.

Jan 14, Twinsie Talk Angie J rated it really liked it. After reading something that gives you the full on ugly cry ya need comedy right?? Well I do anyway and Damn if Robyn's book didnt hit me at the right time.

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So this story is an over the top, completely ridiculious story LOL Kristy and Rena are totally me and my friends. They make bets that Kristy always looses which in turn makes her to take Rena's aunt "Moon-Unit" to her bigfoot meetings. Well Kristy is pretty ok with it because she just found out her boyfriend is a POS so she is sworn off men. Cops are ooooooffffffff my dating posibilities and then guess what? She knew she was in totaly trouble. Kristy and Mitch are a lot of fun to read and I enjoyed their story alot. The side story is where you gotta be ready for insane!!

Kristy had to take this bizarre group of misfits to search for Bigfoot in Duluth. Kristy only gies it to get money for the Shelter she runs. If you can't handle over the top, you may not like this book but i needed insane and pure silliness. So i enjoyed this book a lot!! Jul 29, Melissa rated it it was amazing. Everyone will tell you how hilarious this book is, so let me tell you something different.

Don't get me wrong, this book is by far one of the quirkiest, funniest books I read in a while probably since How Hard Can it Be by the same author. There were several laugh out loud moments and I came dangerously close to peeing on myself! But what I want to focus on is that in the midst of all of this laughter, Robyn managed to create a character that was more than just endearing.

Kristy, our leading l Everyone will tell you how hilarious this book is, so let me tell you something different. Kristy, our leading lady is someone that I could relate to. Yes, she is funny, but she's more than just a good time.

Robyn throughout the book gives us a glimpse into Kristy's painful past and helps us understand why she makes the choices she does. And it's because of this knowledge that when she hurts, we as readers hurt with her. It takes a true talent to create a character that evokes such emotion from a reader. Robyn is one of the few that possesses that talent. So yes, definitely pick this book up if you're looking for a fun romantic read Jan 02, Candace Clark rated it it was amazing. She is joined by a group of silly, rowdy, and crazy characters some of which we know and love from How Hard Can it Be.

It is a laugh-out loud ride, but has it's serious side too, after all this is a romance… and at it's core, as kooky as the side kicks maybe, the hero and heroine are de The second installment of the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters Series from Robyn Peterman does not disappoint. Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App.

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You need to read "How Hard Can it Be" to get some of the references in this book. However, it would still be funny even if you don't. Having read and thoroughly enjoyed all Robyn Peterman's romantic comedies, I consider myself an expert in the oeuvre. Many of the other reviewers have outlined the action of this book quite well. So, I'll give the first time reader some rules to live by when reading Size Matters and any of her other books. I learned these few rules the hard way. Benefit from my experience. Don't drink while reading. Snorting liquids up your nose can be hazardous to your health.

Spewing them is just not polite. Laughing hysterically could cause loss of bladder control. Take appropriate preventative measures. Don't read in a public place, especially a seminar full of lawyers. Chances of being asked to leave are very high. Since Robyn has a creative way of swearing, turn off your profanity filters and Enjoy the wild ride.

Keep them coming, Robyn, and I will read. Robyn does it again! Size Matters is yet another brilliantly written book by the amazing Robyn! I have yet to read another author's work who compares in any way to Robyn's writing. I continue to learn new words I've never heard before in reading Robyn's books