You've all been naughty! My fellow fish monsters, far be it from me to question your stupid civilisation or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each others brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything? Zoidberg is my friend, and though a woman has come between us, I say we'll always remain friends.

And do you know why? One reason - Zoidberg reaches up and casually cuts off Fry's arm. I choose to fight with my own two claws! I want the pleasure of chopping Fry right here, points to Fry's neck in the gonads! How do I look? Then the illusion is complete! I love the future! Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room. Psst, look what life was like before genetic engineering. Those poor 20th century women. Randy the blonde Camp Gay guy is the head of a pool exercise class for pregnant women] Randy: Nice and gentle, we don't want any unnecessary stress.

The women scream as he scuttles out of the water. The sound of a splash followed by the cries of a baby is heard. Is there a doctor in the gym? Welcome home, old friend. Just 19 hours until the mating frenzy! See you there, Doctor Is that how you say "Zoidberg"? You didn't have to call attention to his speech impediment. I don't like it here! It's over a hundred degrees and there's very little oxygen. Alright, let's put an end to this pathetic hoedown.

Brannigan, read the thing. The Bender I liked turn out to be evil and the Bender I hated was good. How can I live my life when I can't tell good from evil? Eh, they're both fine choices. Whatever floats your boat. Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition. At Farnsworth's bedroom, the Professor sits on his bed and the staff and Flexo gather around. Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you. Everyone climbs on and Farnsworth presses a button and makes the curtains around the bed close.

What goes on inside is hidden from view. Feast your eyes on this! Behind the curtains, Farnsworth holds the Jumbonium atom. Well, you guys [Bender and Leela] might both be losers but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet. Cop Department is real. The people you see are not actors. Most of them aren't even people. Hey my girlfriend had one of those!

Actually it wasn't her's it was her dad's. Actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains. Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier? You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory! I know sticker says 55,, but we'll only go as high as say You're not supposed to go up from the sticker price!

In the background, Victor and Malfunctioning Eddie talk, then dance with joy, before Victor returns. He's not too happy You mean people would pay good money for romance? I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I Gilligan Cut to Bender in a courtroom Judge: Five hundred dollars and time served! I'm running a computer dating service. It's like pimping, except you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head".

Bender, this is stupid! Why would anyone come to you for romantic help? Hey, don't make me go upside your head! Then I have no choice but to do something so shameful I can't even tell you. Bender's in his office. Ah, I see sir, and I think it's good that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation. I just don't know how to make 'em stop! That's it over there.

Zapp as his date leaves: You still haven't shown me your surprise! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

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Bender forcefully slaps it away. And Hermes returns from his vacaction today. The flight had a stopover on the Brain Slug planet. Hermes enjoyed it so much he decided to stay of his own free will. Hermes has all the fun! Onto new business, today's mission is to go to the Brain Slug planet. Sounds great Hermes, whatever you say! What if I refuse to lose?

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Then [Destructor] will just have to beat you the old-fashioned way: Send in the new kid. Destructor smashes through the wall Destructor: You loved him as Bender the Offender, now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality as the Gender Bender! Cut to Bender in his costume, lying flirtingly on a bed with a phone. Squaring off this Saturday with his opponent, Destructor! I will destroy you!

Picks up phone again And stop calling me! C'mon, Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a woman. This could be the most lopsided fight since when Muhammad Ali fought a foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. Now, my memory's not what it used to be, but I believe the entire Earth was destroyed. As a head without a body, I envy the dead!

The Foreigner in an exaggerated Latino accent: I'm not from here! I've got my own customs! Look at my crazy passport! No talking during the movie! I'm sorry, Bender, you lost. But the important thing is, I beat up somebody who hurt my feeling in high school! Alright, Alcazar, I just have one last question for you. If you can change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts? Well, life goes on. I'm sure that Bender has just made a cutting remark, but he doesn't know I taped over his soap operas to record this message.

Oh, everyone's in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great-white shark, oh, suddenly you've gone too far! Dean Vernon, I know the truth! It was you driving your hover-car that night, not your horse! Dean Episilon, I know all about your "department of pool-boy studies"! This plan is impossible. We don't even have a sample of the Professor's DNA!

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Young people used curse words! These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours! You can't go faster than the speed of light. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in It came to me in a dream and I forgot it in another dream. Your explanations are pure weapons-grade bolog-nium! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about! No, that's what being a magical elf is all about!

And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language. Cubert speaking into it: Up wherever your species traditionally crams things! We've got to go to the Central Bureaucracy and get that disk back! You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy!

It's a tangled web of red tape and regulation! I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find the washroom there. Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before. Oh, I've been there, lots of times. Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found. Ah, the point is, it's Morgan's fault. Leela gestures him to shut up Why, if she were here, I'd— Uh-oh, is she behind me?

Bender lets out a girly scream. Dammit, Hermes, just jump already!

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Stop hogging that healthy liver! Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in. Hauling these empty carts is the closest we get to sleep! But don't you see! Hey, I like the way you think. Dear Lord, that's over atmospheres of pressure! How many atmospheres can this ship withstand? Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one. It's ocean madness alright.

Sailors call it aqua-dementia, the deep-down crazies, the wet willies How did this happen? Bender plucks a lit cigar from the burnt husk of Zoidberg's house and keeps puffing on it. And blows out a smoke ring. That just raises further questions! Zoidberg flees doing his "woop woop woop" routine until he finds a giant conch shell and hides in it. The angler leaves afterwards. I'm so in to you This is uncomfortable and humiliating; now if they could put it in the form of a suppository Well, it turns out that I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her. Leela nods in agreement. Well, this is all very nice, but we gotta get going.

I miss me wife. Nice try, little boy! You might have your textbook knowledge, and your real diploma, but I have skill in my little claw that you have in your whole carapace! Unimpressed You seem to be on edge. Here, removes some pills from his pocket try these. Sure, butter me up with candy! But it won't work, sonny! Zoidberg immediately devours the pills before he stops as his pupils instantly dilate Why always the fighting?

They're headed toward our general proximity! Maybe you should give 'em the clamps, Clamps! You think I should use these clamps, that I use every day, at every opportunity? Yer' a freakin' genius, ya idiot! If I ever see that man again, I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him! You don't need an electric can opener to feed yourself. All you need is a trusty Swiss army knife. Fry tries to open the can to no luck, and tries smashing it against the counter.

Things that are fifty feet tall aren't cute! That's why my colossal Tammy Tinkle doll failed! It was wrong of me to get upset over that doll. Five feet, fifteen feet, what does it matter? I'm the janitor, what's it to you? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were one of the wax robots. I am a wax robot. I mean one of the wax robots on display here. Is there some reason a wax robot can't take a nap standing up in a display of wax robots, or does that confuse you?!

Fry backs away slowly. People of Earth, we've all learned a wonderful lesson. I've realized now that the drugs in Waterfall kick in. And they can touch He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets. Leela, my sweet, I've come to save you. I have a devious plan! Oh, great, Captain Moron has a plan. Zapp to Fry and Bender: Wingus, Dingus , listen up. We're gonna give the aliens the old switcheroo! I found a giant hideous ape that looks exactly like Leela. Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property! You can't own property, man!

I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie. That's her name, Philip. If we don't go back there and make the event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed. And as an environmentalist, I'm against that. Now let me just get the lights. Oh God, what have I done?! I just told you! Zoidberg is standing over the anteater pit, while in the background we hear Hermes screaming in pain.

Don't stick your tongue out at me, I need a name! Behind him, Leela rushes into the room, grabs an axe, and runs back out again. What are you chopping off? Is it my torso? Quiet, Hermes, I'm deducing things! There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak. The "X" makes it sound cool. Next time you feel like killing just have a stick of gum. Now to dispose of the body. So hip and sexy. Not like you at all.

Leela narrows her eye. Do you have any gum? Leela's shadow creeps over her and she screams. Zoidberg approaches and eats the guinea pig, only for a dome to cover him, and the crew emerge from cover. I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real giant robot monster here? It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again! Anyone wanna play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years? My first clue came at 4. My next clue came two hours later at 4.

So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Deny my credit card application, will you? There's only three real monsters, kid: Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong. Now quit picking yer nose and kneed that dough! Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. It's an ugly, desolate little planet, with no natural resources or strategic importance whatsoever!

We know nothing about them, their ways or their values, but we do know this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you look like dorks. Are you ready to operate, doctor? I'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery. Runs to iHawk and starts trying to throttle him with his pincers. He has twice the training you do. Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks. I'd rather die and take everybody with me than sit here one more minute listening to these idiots talk about bouncing!

There's no need to bounce of the handle. That's it, I'm saying it! Robot citizens notice Bender, gasp, and mutter prayers while doing quick cross motions. Sure you can die! I want to live! There's to many things I don't own! Excuse me good peasant, could you take us to yon castle? The villagers break out in terrified whispers and hurry away.

One walks over to the crew. With all your modern science, have you any idea how a robot talks , or walks? The tracks lead here. Now it's daylight, so he should be in robot form, but be careful. Many robots are stupid and violent. I wish I was stupid and violent, then we'd see what's what. I'd pound him until I- someone hits a pitchfork against Bender's head. We are not ignorant villagers. We are sophisticated New New Yorkers. It has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors. So does my butt, but I don't frame it and put it on the wall. We don't need to beg , Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.

Well, what would you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard!

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Now Zoidberg is the popular one! Bender runs towards him wearing a giant fly head and a cape. Welcome to the future, human slave. I'm not really a giant fly! Ah, they'll probably find a cure for that in the future. Fry , why must you analyse everything with your relentless logic? Amazon Women in the Mood You could honestly list the entirety of "Amazon Women in the Mood" on this page and not feel guilty. You win again, gravity!!

Oh God, you're killing me! No, you look good. This whole sector is uncharted. You want die like last man visit planet Amazonia?! What'd they die off? Can't we just cuddle? Oh, the fresh air feels good! No one hoots at my captain unless they're prepared to take it to the next level!

That's sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass-whooping. Let's get busy and freaky in that order! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love to you? Eh, I gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck-stop chick. You take that back! She does not look good for a truck-stop chick! She don't gots enough meat for a guy like me. She's got plenty of meat! She's loaded with meat! She's got more meat than a cow! Zoidberg comes in riding a spermatozoon like it's a bronco Zoidberg: You'll never guess where I've been!

But what about the worms in the other pars of Fry's body? Listen, this will be one hell of a bowel movement. He'll be lucky if he has any bones left. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Changes to a fearful expression. You mean the military that treats Zapp Brannigan like the reincarnations of Sun Tzu and Napoleon combined?

I love that guy! He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined! Fry and Bender go down to the basement, and find the boiler acting up, with Scruffy sitting in the corner reading a dirty mag. Fry and Bender try to fix the boiler. It just makes it worse, and it builds up to an explosion. Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. Your Excellency, have you ever been in love? I thought I was once but then I remembered our species reproduces with a cloud of spores.

When you see the Robot Devil tell him I'm a-comin'! Bender walks to the next cell over, which contains Hey, that guy told me to tell you— Robot Devil: I know he Bender is, but I have no choice! We just put out our best jockey out to stud, Amy. He's perfect for you! Jockey no taller than 3 feet: Hey baby, ever do it in a suitcase? As Bender is rigging the race via administering sedatives to horses in the stable Wong jockey: What are you doing?!

Uses the sedative device on the jockey himself, knocking him out. A flayed man in purple cape steps out of his blue sweatpants while a topless sailor lies in front of him who might be, in truth, a topless sailor shaped bomb. The Terminator sans outer skin wonders if he is stronger than the Transformer Bumblebee and then realizes he isn't. Terminator thinks he would win the weightlifting competition but he's worried that the yellow robot thing from the Transformers might beat him: Standing on a plinth The BlackBear struggles to juggle all the bonus threads, whilst below the players throw crayons at him.


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Adorable Emmit and and Awesum Knght of Ashes battle each other with giant pencils while on an exceptionally large office memo pad Black bear, Pebble, Evermind, Bucks, Bex, Lany, Cora and RhaenysBalerion cheer for their favourite champion. Here are the results of the game. Let me know if there are any errors with links etc and I'll fix them. Spoiler tagged so people can still try to match up if they want to: Someone applaud Castellan , who has correctly guessed every chain: Ser Lany Cassandra said: Margery Tyrell was walking along eating a strawberry when a black cat jumped up and stole the strawberry.

The Queen of Thorns was about to pop a strawberry in her toothless mouth when Ser Pounce suddenly jumped up and stole it. Black and White Cat jumps out of crazy green Lady's stomach. The Black Bear drew: She was cold and hungry as she walked rapidly through the dark forest, but she knew she could not stop less he should campture her once again. Ser Lany Cassandra drew: A girl is being stalked by a shadow in a winter forest at night.

Malificent chases a tired, disheveled, and sultry Sleeping Beauty through the forest. The Black Bear said: Malificent is furious that Aurora has run from her attempted seduction. Maleficent wants to count the stars with a beautiful princess but she refuses and runs away. Heartbroken and pleading, Maleficent chases Aurora through the starry night. A family sits on the rooftop of their house looking at the nightsky as they welcome the invasion of the Rainbow Octupi.

Parents with son watch from rooftop as aliens with rainbow tentacles pour out of a UFO. Such pretty rainbow coloured starfish shaped space invaders are floating from the starship, while a mother, father and their son childishly equipped for the emergency watch from the top of a tall building.

A top a huge black tower the Gonzalez family looked in awe as the Spaceship Rainbow Starfish, spread it's magical power through its sunlight-rainbow-starfish beam. Outnumbered Avengers play football against the Justice League on a tiny pitch, while Green Lantern has his oversized arm pawed by happy kittens. Ser Lany Cassanda said: Batman, Superman and The Flash were playing a game of soccer against The Hulk, Captain America and Thor Justice League vs the Avengers when they realized the ball was missing, they did not see Captain Kirk beam in and steal their ball. A green eyed Hermione Granger ultimately produces a beautiful golden brown glass of polyjuice, I don't quite get the process but it involves a glass of green potion, plus lacewings, and is she adding a bit of Severus Snape or is it just that she makes use of his knowledge?

Harry Potter I guess dressed in a doctor's smock dreams about his aged parents. James is ill, so Lily makes a cauldronful o' potion for him; we don't know what happened, but the outcome is James lying paralyzed and Lily is about to eat some snack. Applying for a job, the man hoped he'd be given a fragrant branch by the HR woman, but was worried she wouldn't.

A Man is being interviewed for a job, He doesn't know if he wants to work for the woman or give her roses, take her on holiday and pursue a more intermit relationship. A young hippy goes for an interview. In her CV she has noted that she is an expert botanist, surfer and matchmaker. The interviewer looks at her and questions what do any of these skills have to do with being and administrative assistant.

A girl hippie is walking away from her career counsellor with a piece of paper that indicates her plans, which includes growing weed, surfing, and multiple lovers, leavingthe counsellor puzzled and doubting that girl hippie would be pursuing a desk job any time. In my imaginary world, the final Soccer World Cup finals looked like this: A family is watching the game show Jeopardy in which the following question is asked: The family watches a game of Jeopardy! The question is "Why is the camera spraying the yellow dye on a piece of paper? Simpson watches a quiz show from her Throne surrounded by family; in the quiz show another Simpson character is tired and has no idea about the answer while an excited grey brick is drawing something above his head with spray paint; when this Simpson character finally wins a dollar against his one eyed green alien opponents he feels like a red haired Simpson ghost in jail.

Only two things are certain: Sansa Stark was painted into the Mona Lisa with her pitchfork in hand. The red headed woman poses as the Mona Lisa with the pitchfork from the American Gothic painting. A redhead with a trident is riding a tornado on a magic chair and looking all serious about it as they roam the countryside. A red-headed she-devil carrying a pitchfork is being eaten by a wizard sofa with eyes we know this because it has a pointy hat on , but both of them are sucked up by a tornado that is cutting through the hilly green countryside.

All the Pictionary players secretly sabotage all the other competitor cars so MR Pebble will win his race at Silverstone. The Pictionary participated were all talking about an amazing race, where raser drove toward dinomyte. Pictionary Crew are watching and discussing the racing cars descending the steep road straight towards the dynamite which is going to explode soon. A quite evil type of person with an unpleasant face has planted a bomb at a car race but the pictionary superheroes are on the job and will save the day - there are no grey characters in this story.

Snoring contentedly on the beach, Missandei dreams of butterflies, rainbows and unicorns swirling around and oak tree. On the beach beside the ocean under a tree the girl dreams of butterflies, rainbows and unicorns. Delighted with the end of the World Cup, the residents of Brazil ride flamingos down the street. Brazilians celebrated their World Cup win by riding in a flamingo parade. With the arrival of summer, the Pictionary participants take their easels and paintbrushes outside to draw the setting sun. The pictionary crew gathers under a tree for an art lesson and they each try to paint a sunset.

Unable to take the heat, the Pictionary crew flee inside to enjoy some ice cold daiquiris. Ser Lany Cassandra Drew: MoIaF points to an Irish bar, wanting to go get a cocktail, while Rhaenys Balerion thinks of ice cream, the Black Bear thinks of the beach, Lany Cassandra thinks about tissues, the smudgy brown man thinks about waves, and Emmit and Evermind are attacked by flying red squiggles. Chain 2 The time I nearly got Banned.

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  • VERY NSFW Lany was very eager to view this picture and said Helena was thinking affectionately about Pebble's brother and taking a picture of his privates but a squid faced creature stole the picture and this made Helena sad. Crow said Helena takes a dick pic of Pebbles' brother who she has fallen in love with. The Knight of Canvass and Paints Wrote: The Pictionary participants and a mysterious squiggle of colours hover over the rainbow. Pictionary players fly into a rainbow colored black hole in space and leave colorful smoke trailing behind them.

    All participants of pictionary are being sucked into colorful vortex. A confused tourist gets lost on the way from Triple Bridge to Ljubljana Castle and ends up staring at the sculptures on the Dragon Bridge in terror. The Knight of Canvass and Paints Drew: Traveler dude contemplates to go to the the bridge in Netherlands or the dragon gargoyle with his map in hand. A ginger haired man in a football kit pokes his tongue out is undecided if he should be a true patriotic Frenchman or surrender and swear alliance to the new masters of Europe the giant fire breathing dinosaurs not dragons, no wings.

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    Football player is trying to decide should France be in the UN but he keeps getting distracted by flame breathing T-rex. David Trezeguet wonders whether, if he joins the French football team, he'll be linked to the UN; on his way to France, he's attacked by a flame-breathing T-Rex. The woman made 3 bean salad for lunch.

    A woman is freaking out because she doesn't know what she's going to make for dinner, she started with a salad but doesn't think it's a good idea. The woman in the yellow dress is surprised and embarrassed to realise that she has no carrots, tomatoes or lettuce to put on the table. It is dinner time and the mom needs to serve dinner, but the kids don't like vegetables.

    Beware, angels have the phonebox. Angels sing on high as Doctor Who's Tardis ascends to the heavens. A blue telephone box died and is now flying up to heaven on white wings, around the telephone box angels pray and sing for its soul among the clouds. The Weeping Angels sing love songs to the Tardis. The pictionary crew gathers in the woods under a full moon to celebrate the coming of autumn. The members of Pictionary where gathered around a camp fire listening to the Black Bear tell a story about the Forest of Love. BB and Picttionary Co. Lany,TC, Buckwheat, Blackbear, MoIaF, Koba and Emmit sit arround a campfire in a deceiduous wood, while Blackbear dreams of being a little conifire tree and dreams of his putting down roots with his little conifer tree soul mate.

    At a camp fire in the woods, surrounded by all the pictionary players, BlackBear is sleeping and dreaming of how two trees are lovingly holding roots under the ground. Everybody knows that Halloween is better than Christmas. Multiple one by infinity equals Halloween not Christmas.

    Halloween is both eternal and a one-time event, while Christmas is not. It's Halloween all year around except for December 25th when it's Christmas. As Halloween circles back on itself, Christmas escapes through its corral leaving December behind. I'm just a fill-in, folks, don't judge. While at her place of employment Pebbles was savagely attacked by the boss's steam propelled flying Cacti plant with 2 inch barbed spines. A rich moody bureaucrat's evil potted cactus with a yellow sign I cannot read floats from his desk and scares Pebble off her desk.

    Corrupt CEO scares away innocent secretary wielding his golden banner. The CEO with the yellow flag bought his way into heaven. Prince Charles, with a luminous yellow flag and a briefcase full of cash, is beckoned through the gates by St. The drunken war fairy is an excellent strategist. The pink Essex-girl fairy is very Ainti-bunny ears or maybe anit- rude gestures and she is very happyvery drunk but can walk in a straline and perfect circles when required. Fairy Barbie, dressed in her club outfit with a tank top that says "No Bunny Ears", is walking down a gas-lamp lit street in London, holding a martini.

    The young female socialite struts her stuff down a London street, holding her purse and a martini. Elegantly dressed Helena with a green purse, a gold necklace and a glass of martini in her hand walks through London in the shadow of Big Ben, avoiding the read double-deckers. As October draws closer, Jack Skellington draws up his plans for the best Hallowe'en yet, with the aid of the lovely Sally. Victor from Corpse Bride is teaching Emily how on Halloween she'll end up with a snake in her bed and eventually they'll both die if she eats spider infected candy or bites wormy apple.

    Victor Van Dort tells the Corpses Bride that she will find a snake in her bed on Halloween , eat too much candy and then they will be dead and buried next to eachother. For Victor and Emily from the Corpse Bride , Halloween means finding a green snake in bed, eating colorful candies and then going back to their respective tombs.

    Victor Van Dort and Emily think of Halloween when they will rise their bed go trick or treating and visit their graves. A naked mole rat plays golf with Queen Elizabeth II. Queen Elizabeth and a ground hog who walks on two feet, are playing golf. Brienne, wearing a lilac suit, plays golf the hole 1, in the background, is in a raised circular platform with a worried beaver. A woman went streaking at a gold course, and all the head of the course could think of was how he could make money out of it.

    A naked lady wants to play golf and the man at the cashier of the golf club thinks he should charge her extra. Winnie the Pooh is happily leaving the Acre Wood to start his career as a famous gun-toting rapper, leaving all his friends, including Emmit the resident owl, behind. The girl with the blonde curly hair and pink night gown stands in front of her Christmas tree singing as her stocking, with a doll head sticking out of it, hangs from the fireplace mantle.

    A blonde person is spreading a Christmas tree while a redhead kid becomes a stocking stuffer. It's Christmas at Hogwarts and everyone is there but as a result of too much eggnog everyone hooked up with wrong people. It's Christmas day in the Hogwarts great hall, and everyone is cuddling and snuggling with their soulmates alive or dead, and it looks like our protagonist has been reading slash fiction. The Yule Knight said: Harry Potter's ghost stumbled upon other students and professors enjoying their holiday feast.

    Harry Potter throws a Christmas dinner party in the griffindor common room. Harry, Hermione, two little red heads, ginny, possibly luna, a black guy possibly Dean Thomas? Poor Santa hides inside his house while his snowman try and defend him. Somewhere in a vast, snow-covered wasteland, a sword-wielding snowman with a teacup on its head is defending the Star of Bethlehem Outhouse from the undead troops of the Russian Federation, all of whom very badly needs to use said outhouse.

    The Yule Knight drew: Snowman with teapot on his head is attacking Russians in front of a outdoor toilet with yellow star on it. Oberyn Martel and Bron wonder since when Gregor Clegane appreciates ballet. Oberyn Martell, The Mountain and possibly Littlefinger watch a ballet play in the theater. The Mountain loves it, the other two don't really get.

    Drogon set fire to the gingerbread village at the North Pole. Angry dragon burned all the houses on the Santa highway heading North. On it's way north the dragon burned down the houses in his way. The roasted herb duck was the star of the holiday feast. A new communist flag: Khal Drogo comissioned Santa to deliver a Christmas tree to the Dothraki Sea for Daenerys to decorate with tiny headless Baratheon and Lannister ornaments.

    Ned Stark's head is trying to convince a rosy-cheeked albino in a Christmas hat that they can make money if they hang Christmas ornaments on a black Christmas tree. This so delights the Snow Queen that she dances hysterically and conjures up yellowgreen flames. A fairy ballerina with flippers in her hands is dancing on the side. The wise man thinks that Christmas has become about making money while the ballet dancing fairy holds an Easter Egg in each hand.

    In the land of fantasy: FItz unwraps his Christmas gift to find more tragedy, whilst the Fool plays a golden harp; the Hobbits gorge themselves on their 3rd breakfast while Gandalf dances with Galadriel; Cersei sleeps off a hangover whilst Moonboy entertains her guests; The Childlike Empress dyes her hair red and green for the festivities; and Mr. Tumnus capers with the White Witch with Mr. Beaver on the drums. The Red and Green haired child wakes up from her varied and literature inspired dream, but isn't able to satisfactorily draw it together.

    Father Christmas is pulled over by the police after falling asleep at the reins of his sleigh. Roodolf is embarrassed by the while affair". Punk lady without shoes just tore the wires of some Christmas lights on a wreath as she tried to hang it and got electricity hit. Her cat tried to warn. Jaws the Shark pretends to be Santa after having eaten a party goer, all that reamins of the meal is a paper party hat. A really smart red lychen jumped through a window, pooped on the floor and then hid itself in a grey bag.

    Pebble took a close look on it through a magnifying glass and is now wondering which cleaning product to use to clean it up. Meanwhile, Mr Pebble is sitting in the same room and watching a football match between England and Germany, he is content that the English have just scored. A pregnant Daphny from Scooby Doo holds a red flower and pats her stomach. Pictionay Game XX results. Chain 1 What is the meaning of Spring, life and everything? Quoth Said "Spring is green meadows, bar-b-cues and beautiful flowers.

    Stir with a long crooked grey implement that may or may not be a sinister-looking dead parasite. Chain 2 The universal laws of Pet walking. Which in turn can only mean that this is an impostor! Quoth said "I want to do to you what spring does with the cherry trees. Chain 4 Groot gets some action. Blackbear said The cursed tree has woken from it's long sleep, with the terrible urge to kill.

    Potato said "Groot found a small flower girlfriend! Reek Havok "Nature welcomes a sapling weirwood into the world. The red haired woman, lies on a chaise lounger, wearing nothing but a purple hat, and pleasuring herself with a penis shaped vibrator and flipping a "fuck you" the middle finger to winter. Chain 7 This is how Pebble posts when alone. Rocksniffer said Pebble sitting at desk with desktop computer, dildo and mouse sending pictionary emails to pictionary players identified by dog shit, perfume bottle, a flower, jesus, birthday cake, group hug.

    Potaote Said "Obligatory gay couple somehow makes it to pictionary once again. Although one of them seems to be missing a leg this time Chain 9 Angry rabbits and Flayed Pebble. Potatoe, Quoth and Rocksniffer are trying to naughty draw pictures amid the cherry blossums. Bucky was also asked to include OER as an additional pitcure incase he joined us. I guess the dog must be pretty tall. Little lambs are frolicing, bunnies are multiplying and the daffadils are eating chocolate eggs. This chain disturbed my husband - contains very NSFW images. After hibernating for the winter the bear wakes up and looks for a maiden with honey in her hair.

    Rocksniffer drew NSFW and disturbing http: You should all be very ashamed of yourselves. This chain was inspired by all your start sentences. Whatever happened here with golf players and villains. Please follow the evacuation plan. Creepy stuff going on in Westeros.

    Lany the Jedi knight. Every flower ends up as Buckwheat. Graphic violence trigger warning. Dance with me then. A blonde haired, armored man fights a dark haired man with a stick, while the other man has a sword, next to a forest. In a sunny day near a forest, a blonde man in chainmail, wielding a sword, and a black-haired guy in leather, wielding a long stick, discuss the virtues of their weapons.

    The knight said "My Sword is very sharp, I can cut your head off or Skewer you in the man parts" "Pa! I need no sword" the hooded man replied, " I could brain you, then stab out your eyes with this sharp stick" TC drew: The Jaime Lannister FunkoPop watched his fan eat tacos for breakfast. Grumpy Jaime Lannister is standing on a picnic table wearing his gold armor, while a fan is celebrating it's first birthday at table next to him. The boy, who is a huge fan of the Green Knight, and has a headless figure of him on his birthday cake, was surprised when the Green Knight showed up in person on the boy's birthday.

    A man shouts his love for a headless knight standing next to a wedding cake with a headless knight on top. The nine inner yards, and endless hallways and staircases make University of Vienna look a lot like a Habsburger-style Hogwarts - maybe they are even hiding a Fluffy in the third floor corridor on the right hand side. In Winterfell, you go 9 times down the trapdoor, along the 3rd level of the crypts to Lyanna's tomb, which is guarded by a cerebus and there you will find the treasure; a coin which is worth as much as all Winterfell!

    Buckwheat is in bed deciding what to read next; a story about a dinosaur in yellow shorts, the Neverending story, or something recommended by Jay from Jay and Silent Bob. Obligatory cameo appearance Pebble drew: Little Arya argues with little Sansa that Nymeria of Rhoyne with her ten thousand ships is a better role model than Jonquil from the ballad of Florian the fool.

    The dragon is guarding the castle and the prince wants to kill the dragon and marry the princess, but the princess says he must defeat her at tic-tac-toe first. King Joffrey dreams of slaying the dragon attacking the castle with a knife on a stick which will enable hin to marry Sansa, but all she can think of is playing noughts and crosses. Prince Joffrey is thinking about slaying dragons, leading up to his propose to Sansa Stark. While she thinks of nothing and tic tac toe. Luke Skywalker hides his laser-sword behind his back and talks with a blond kid, who is wearing a red hooded babysuit about some unknown guy who departs on a black horse.

    Meanwhile the kid gives Luke a black and white stick. Luke Skywalker strikea the provactive chest out pose and tells his pada-onesie thats a padawan in a onesie that he always wanted to be a jockey. Lany, dressed in a karate dress and equipped with a light saber teaches a young T-C how to use her light saber while saying, "Next I will teach you to ride a horse very fast.

    Lany is talking to a young girl with a green lightsaber about how she could ride a race horse. The little ginger girl always dreamed of growin up to be the next Beth Tewddle, but something held her back; was it spending too much time buried in her books with Bilbo, Puddleglum and The Queen of Hearts perhaps? Little red-haired girl dreams of being an Olympic gymnast for the British team and winning 2 gold medals, but because all she does is read all day and never practices then no medals for her.

    With a book in her hand, Helena daydreams about winning gold medals, as a rhythmic gymnast in the Olympics for the UK. Hulk dreams about winning the Olympic games in floor exercises including ball, hula hoop and skipping rope. My childhood heroes were Amelia Earhart and Ruth Buzzi because I wanted to be a pilot and an astronaut. While playing with an airplane and space ship, a little girl daydreams about what she wants to be when she grows up, a pilot or an astronaut.

    Disney's Alice, with a small plane flying behind her, is thinking about Leela in a space suit and an unknown hot pink girlie cartoon car with big lip bumpers being driven by a pussy cat character with a striped umbrella. Alice thinks of a modern wonderland with new polka dot bow and dress, a red sports car to drive and a lilac haired one eyed super heroin while an airplane flies past behind her. Alice is floating in the sky next to an airplane thinking of getting a new cool sports car; redesign her dress, bow and arrows so that they have fancy red dots on them; and how it's time to go see her one-eyes plant-based super-nurse who has stylish pink hair.

    Robin Hood stole from the Tax man and gave the money to bankers claiming poverty. Robin Hood as portrayed by a fox in the animated disney version robs from the rich with a song and smile, while running from the sheriff's men. Robin Hood thinks of the best way to invest the taxes he stole, while the Sheriff of Nottingham tries to catch him, because Prince John is furious. A boy happily lies on the floor and reads an illustrated book from a series about Thor while the teacher with flowers in her hair is wondering who the rest of the pupils are; she has spread colourful sheets of paper on a desk and might lack all fingers on one hand.

    A young woman in semi-transparent clothes with flowers in her hair and a bodacious set of ta-tas interogates 3 kids who refuse to snitch on their younger comrade with a missing tooth, who appears to be defacing a book with a colorful set of finger paints sitting on the table. An oar or maybe it is a cricket bat and a ship and a pilot and a plane or maybe a rocket make a grapes-and-shark loving man, who reminds me of the White Hat from my favourite childhood book Warning! A brown spatula, a man sitting on the nose of an airplane, and a purple blob with blue stringy things are sucked into a pot with a valve, a shark and the bowler hat guy from meet the Robinson's come out of the valve?

    A tap, a shark, and Mr. Mustachios are boiled up in a pan and evaporate to form a Boeing , and amoeba and a maraca. The hive-mind calls for Hercules, and the consenus is that nude Hercules is right, and clothed Hercules is wrong. People, who evolved from bees, like Adam with a bat better than Heracles. Because I like to stay busy and work with my hands, I prefer the caveman to the ancient philosophers.

    Doomguy is sipping on a health potion after killing a Mancubus. A boy is happy that his favorite hero, Ironman has climbed out of the poster on the wall and is now sleeping in his bed while his second favorite hero Wolverine is embroidered onto the blanket. The boy from Iron man 3 is estatic that a suited iron man and Badger man? Iron Man is so excited to saw himself on a badgerhead that is a human with the head of a badger, obviously that he has rays of orange flashing from his extremities; he wants to do that with exactly three stitches then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

    Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached with blue yarn while they both lie on a bed. A young Gwendoline Christie stood in awe of the enormous Sunflower. After seeing a sunflower for the first time in , the blonde-haired lady decided that she wanted to grow up to be the Brienne the Beauty, Maiden of Tarth by In Brieane was a little girl in a dress who liked playing with swords, but was made to plant Buckwheat in the sun: The Dwarf had dreamt of looking like Thorin, but he ended up like Bombur.

    The little red-headed gnome dreamed of being Gandalf and calling up the Ents; however, in time he actually turned into a red-headed, bearded fat magistrate. On the Bayous the little boy hopes to grow up to be a 'Gator Hunter like his daddy. A man with big feet remembers growing up in Louisiana and shooting alligators in the Mississippi river as a teen. An old man reflects on his life growing up in Louisiana, the highlight of which was shooting a Mississippi alligator in his teenage years. Aunt Beru sings the same song to Luke Skywalker about how he came to work on the moisture farm.

    Knight of the Laughing Crayon said — Not satisfied with being the spare, Princess Charlotte starts plotting with Lord Peter Mandelson to win her great grandmother's throne. Rocksniffer drew — http: BlackBear said — When Princess Charlotte grows up, she imagines she'll run off with a Labour Republican and demand the abolition of the monarchy.

    Could easily fill the void in the fantasy genre. The Danish Library Association. I can make a tiny flame with my mouth, and when I combine the gas and the flame I become Gumpy - the fire farting gargoyle. My first adventure in which I become alive and loose my magic diamon heart. Without the heart I can not find my way home to mum and dad Luckily I have two new friends, Lisby and John-Pear, who help med on my quest. My second adventure that brings us to Iceland and the underground gargoyle city of Gargopolis. We get to ride inside a blue whale and we force all the politicians of the World to help clean up the oceans.

    Lisby, John-Pear and Gumpy are in Paris on holiday.