What the men and women they work for put them through? We decided to find out what their world is all about and here is the report. It is quite vexing, even dehumanising that some men and women actually give out their most intimate pieces of clothing to be washed by the women. And what does she do with them? I don't care whether they will call me for the next cleaning job or not," the year-old mother of one says.
She has been cleaning houses for more than five years in Donholm. And she believes she has seen it all. But Ruth says she was not even thinking about it. The husband said that I had done an excellent job.
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But the wife thought that I had not," she remembers. Ruth and her friends have seen so much - there is never a dull moment in their lives, as they wait for the next job. One of the women we spoke to claims to have once walked in two men making love and she was shocked. The men were equally dumbfounded. But they quickly composed themselves, and she decided to blackmail them.
She was given a lot of cash to never mention the incident to anyone. She has kept part of the bargain, given she will not mention which neighbourhood it happened in.
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And goes on to accuse many bachelors of doing the same. Every morning, she wakes up and heads to a particular spot along Elgeyo Marakwet Road in Kilimani, where she and other women look for clients.
I went to him and he asked me how much I charge for washing," she begins. The man said that her only had a few clothes but was willing to pay Sh1, This as a good offer since she was used to getting Sh to Sh She jumped onto the back seat and they drove to Jamhuri. The man who she says was about 40 gave her some clothes, mostly jeans and tee shirts. She was done washing in less than two hours.
Later, instead of Sh as agreed earlier, the man gave her Sh As the man thanked her for her good work, he pulled her close and touched her inappropriately. She did not know what to do, given she had already taken the Sh2, She explains, "What came to mind was the Sh he'd given me. I had not worked for it.
The man kissed her and said his name was Jose. She recalls him saying, 'Pole, but you are beautiful'. He asked her if she would come again. Violet walked to Ngong Road and took a matatu to Kawangware where she lives. Violet explains that she wasn't sure if that man was married, but the house looked disorganised, an indication there wasn't a woman around. While the experience is tantamount to sexual harassment, the incident did not startle her.
Fellow women who offer washing services have been enticed into sex and made good money in the process. We say that as long as the men agree to safe sex, and there is good money involved, we will play the game well," she discloses. Indeed, after a week, Violet called Jose to ask if there was some work to do. He told her to go to his house after three days. And when she went, there were only two pairs of trousers and three shirts. Most of the clothes had been washed. The man was upbeat and engaged her in lively chit-chat.
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