Jong gives a slightly forced laugh. But we have a fabulous relationship. Molly is very funny. Molly will do anything for a laugh. Not that Jong is, or ever was, the queen of sex. Within a year, however, it was a bestseller, and its year-old author an international celebrity to date, it has sold 27m copies in 43 languages.
Far from being thrilled, however, Jong was, or so she claims, scared stiff. Nothing had prepared her for this. It was two years until I felt better, but every time I published a new book, it would come out of the woodwork all over again. In the mids, when Molly was about seven, Jong did a signing in Los Angeles. I wrote to you.
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We want you to be our mistress of measurements. Er, what is the Hung Jury, exactly? Jong rolls her eyes. Her private life was then almost as extraordinary as her fame, and perhaps helped to stoke her celebrity. He started to think he was Jesus and could walk on the water in the Central Park lake. At the time — this was in — they were living in Germany, so he might avoid the draft; she could have used someone a bit more voluble. So she began analysis. It was on the train to see her shrink that she began making notes towards the novel that eventually became Fear of Flying — hence, for those who have read it, all the stuff about German loos.
Both these husbands would also appear, thinly disguised, in its pages. Husband number three was Jonathan Fast, a writer and educator, and the father of Molly. But all of the rancour is over. We spend our holidays together and we talk on the phone, and both Ken and Jonathan walked Molly down the aisle when she got married. How did she meet Ken, to whom she has now been married for 26 years? Write whatever you want! Their pre-nuptial agreement, however, they burned in a wok 10 years after their marriage. We have had so much fun.
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There's a problem loading this menu at the moment. Learn more about Amazon Prime. Maybe, maybe they are appropriate in a paranormal romance, you know, when there are other magical elements in play. But in any situation other than PNR, well Well, at least the heroine didn't shove the magic rocks up her vadge this time. He actually sticks it up in her hoo-ha Excuse me while I throw up! Now, I'm not opposed to, say, chocolate sauce or whipped cream being licked off a body. That's kind of hot.
It does not venture into any orifices that aren't a face mouth. All I could think when I read about the vadge fudge is "screaming yeast infection". Oh, and I forgot to mention Yea, they put a blanket down So, not only does she have fudge in her va-jay-jay, but I imagine that she got some sand up in there too. And then Connor gets her to get in the ocean with him and he proceeds to wash out her vagina with seawater. Meredith's vagina is quickly becoming the scariest place on Earth.
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So, after all the beach banging and fudge packing, Connor drives Meredith back to her car and they go their separate ways. And then the story gets worse. Yes, it can go down from there Meredith wakes up from a nap and she's holding this book about emeralds. One that she's never seen before. And she's wearing the emerald pendant that Connor bought her. But he acts like he's never met Meredith before. Was the whole thing a dream? Was it real and he's just playing coy? If the story didn't suck so much, I would probably care.
And really, the one star rating might be one star too many. Yea, it's that bad. View all 5 comments. Jun 16, NerdyJen rated it did not like it. Freebie, yet somehow I feel like I want my money back. Maybe I just want that piece of my life that I spent reading it back. Convoluted ending that just made everything confused. Trying to mix genres in such a short medium is just a mistake. The beginning was ok getting into it and next thing I know they are having sex which is ok because I don't mind I like erotica with alot of sex, but they kept going at it sex, sex with freaky stuff him mixing things with her private parts, more sex.
I think they came up for air but who knows. After they met, the rest of the 1. After they met, the rest of the book was filled with sex, then the end. I guess the story is about the emerald but the title should have been called "lets see how many times we can have sex by the ocean and be freaky with it". I don't mind that much sex but give a plot a story something in between but back to back sex was overly done the one thing that kept going through my head was Again when they went at it.
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Cheap books aren't always better 4. Never thought I would say this and I love erotica books but I'm assuming porno movies has better story line and plot than this book. He takes her to a beach, they have sex, he tells her some myths about magical emeralds and she lose her rear entrance virginity Whitout some lube with all the sand, eventhough they had a blancket, the sand goes everywhere.
This all happen and then suddenly her grandma is calling her name, she was asleep on the porch at the Bed and Breakfast with a book on her lap. Was a dream and hallucination?
But apparently he doesn't know her. Soooooo, it was real or it was a dream? Hey, she has the emerald pendant around her neck! So again; it was real or not?! So, yeah lots of sex on a beach at daylight, some magic emeralds and big confusion at the end. Interesting take on the green emeralds folk lore from the Egyptians mythical magic. The story was full of explicit erotic sex scenes brought on by the green emeralds.
However, once again I felt from this author that the passion between the characters was missing mainly because I felt it was one sided due to the man Connor being in control of every sexual move. It was almost too mechanical for my taste. It was a cute story but didn't Wow me over. Not bad for a free read from Amazon Kindle. Feb 05, Emily rated it it was ok Shelves: Meredith finds her fiancee cavorting with her two bridesmaids, ending the wedding and finding recluse at her Grandmother's inn.
On one of her few outings in town she finds herself exchanging sensual banter that leads to a mindblowing experience. I don't know what to think about this one, a quickie and although hot, hot, hot I was left slightly confused. Oct 01, Cornelia rated it it was amazing. So she walks into Chocolates and Gems, combination candy store and jewelry shop, hoping to find something to lift her spirits. He tells her emeralds were coveted in ancient times for their magical powers and they were believed to heighten sexual desires in women.
The handsome stranger, Connor, also offers to share his fudge with her. Giving her the most passionate experience of her life. And I had no idea of the things you can do with fudge. This is a hot and yummy read. I highly recommend it. May 23, Cheryl rated it really liked it. I enjoyed this book alot. I really liked the way the story started out. The beach and chocolate.. But i wish the author would have filled in a few more details and did a bit more with the story line as well.
The steamy love scenes were great and i think with a little more story thrown in between some of the action, it would have been one of the kind of books you just read over and over for the romance and story. I will be looking to read more of this authors books.
I rea I enjoyed this book alot. I really did like this book! Mar 06, Mitzi rated it really liked it Shelves: Not bad for a short erotic story. I liked it, enough to look for other books by this new to me author. The entire story takes place in a single day. Apr 17, Cynthia rated it liked it Recommended to Cynthia by: After all, it does have a HEA, and it will leave you contemplating the magic and allure of emeralds. Apr 17, Dannielle rated it liked it Shelves: A good short erotica story.
Interesting history on emeralds. Really hot sex between Meredith and Connor.
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I was happy that even though Connor was the instigator he still had doubts of his own. A solid 3 stars for a short, sexy story. Dec 01, Deidre rated it really liked it Recommends it for: I think I'll have to go find me a pretty emerald necklace along with some more books by this author. Jan 08, Cyn Mistress Kitty rated it really liked it.
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Mercy, this was a hot little short story. What that man did with fudge should be against the law.
LOL Naughty, naughty story. Jul 04, Jessica Johnson rated it did not like it. This week's selection set me a little on the edge so if you are under 18, please do NOT proceed!!! Meredith discovered her fianc in bed with two of her bridesmaids. Then she meets a handsome stranger who buys her an emerald pendant and offers to s Sexy Summer Saturdays is a weekly post that Hackaroo's Reviews, Sims-Sational Books, The Autumn Review, and The Bookish Babe created for fun, to spread the word about sizzling summer reads.
So this week, April and I read another book together. I love reading these with her because we see eye to eye on these types. We can make fun of the dumb ones like this one and have a good time. I'll start off by saying that I can sum this book up in about two words. In every sense of the word. But the best part is that the entire time we were reading this, April and I had a blast making fun of it.
So I'll get to it